douche musket

1. a term that is applicable when douche nozzle does not accurately describe the person or people in question.
2. an awesome fucking name to call people.

dude1: you see that queaf with his popped collar??
dude2: yeah, what a douche musket.

by vulvahammer November 22, 2009

Three Musketeers

A three digit vaginal or anal fingerbang.

Tony was getting bored with the twix he was performing on Lee's asspipe, so he turned her over and went Three Musketeers on her sorry, Zamboni-like stank trench.

by Bigbear Goldstein January 30, 2008

musket plunging

Insertion of fist in a fast pumping motion, into a wide set vagina. "Plunger" should be crouched on one knee, in front of "Plungee". Usually takes place outdoors, lake front is preferable.

"Yo, I was walking by the lake and saw the lady gettin' her a musket plunging. Whack."

by Sariah May 25, 2008

mushy dutchman

a sex act, where you blow your load in the girls ear.
AKA the english earring, or earplugs.

my girl wouldn't let me come in her mouth, so i gave her the mushy dutchman

by mickey elliot January 3, 2008

muskie

A large predatory freshwater fish that grows to 3-4 feet. Very vicious, and has caused serious injuries to potential fishers. Proper name is muskellunge. Part of the pike family.

Person 1: Muskies are bigger than pikes!

Person 2: Well, duh!

by Straight from the iPad November 21, 2015

Three Musketeers

Three males beat their boners, on to one individuals head. Can either be a sexually pleasurable act or an act of punishment

John: Hey did you guys give me a Three Musketeers last night?

Tim: Yeah because you were being a douche.

John: That explains alot.

by Big Red 7878 March 14, 2011

muskaslut

a really stupid fuckin slut, that cant keep her cunt to herself.

get the fuck away from me you muskaslut!

by MuskaSlut Ashley May 30, 2007