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swedish monocle

when you place your testicle on your partners eye(usually this move is only used if you have only one testy(yes there are people with one testy)). Its called "swedish" because the swedes do stuff like that for fun.
jessica was passed out drunk at Jimbobs, so I gave her a swedish monocle. it fit her well.
by JMACfuck November 22, 2007
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mofocookies

an oddly delicious cookie made out of any crap you can find
Bob: Mmmm these cookies are very good!
Joe: I made them out of mud
Bob: mofocookies.. >.>
by Frikker December 20, 2010
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Monochronic

A portmanteau of monocracy and chronic syndrome. It represents any totalitarian, autocrat, or parental behaviour or action which neglects other individuals' freedom of thought, expression, or action.

It could stand also for a certain strict or orthodox way of education and upbringing which depends on brainwashing and inheritance of attitudes and thoughts from ancestors, rather than creativity and rational analysis, especially in oriental societies.
One of the main reasons behind the exclusive Islamist terrorism is the monochronic way of education and upbringing.
by Ahmed Zidan December 31, 2010
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frog monocle

An undefined or secret sexual position, usually used by inexperienced people as a joke when friends refer to the "rusty trombone" or other position. It is debated weather the frog monocle is a real position, or a joke, as the "alligator fuckhouse."
Used as a verb, i.e.: "I'm going to frog monocle you, sexy"
NOUN a noun, as in "Let's do the frog monocle."

Hey, I gave that chick a pearl necklace
Yeah, I was busy with...uh, givin' her the ol' frog monocle.
by Taylor02 April 14, 2008
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town mooch

A very strange, confused, socially retarded (possibly mentally retarded) person who has nothing better to do apart from to wander aimlessly around the town centre all day making everybody who comes into contact with them feel slightly worried.

Not to be confused with a tramp/hobo, town moochers usually are fairly clean and probably have a small flat somewhere possibly even a job and/or a fellow town mooching partener/family.
Oh my days! Here comes that family of town moochers, why does the mum always wear a crash helmet?"

"Hey mate, if you don't stop hanging around town every day, people gonna start calling you a town mooch"
by tommo55555 October 21, 2009
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monocle

when a chap cums around a girls eye
"he just gave me a monocle"

"want a monocle bitch?"
by neil057 September 6, 2007
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Cock mooch

A cock mooch is someone who mooches for the cock. They mooch around to get cocks, no matter what size, color, and cleanliness.
You are a cock mooch!
That girl is a cock mooch.
by Mjc2016 January 14, 2017
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