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A very strange, confused, socially retarded (possibly mentally retarded) person who has nothing better to do apart from to wander aimlessly around the town centre all day making everybody who comes into contact with them feel slightly worried.

Not to be confused with a tramp/hobo, town moochers usually are fairly clean and probably have a small flat somewhere possibly even a job and/or a fellow town mooching partener/family.
Oh my days! Here comes that family of town moochers, why does the mum always wear a crash helmet?"

"Hey mate, if you don't stop hanging around town every day, people gonna start calling you a town mooch"
by tommo55555 October 21, 2009
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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