The simple but funny answer that one gives when they don't feel like or don't know the actual answer to a question
Person 1: Hey who was that you were just talking to on your phone?
Person 2: Noah's mother... maybe
Person 1: Shut the f*** up
Person 2: Noah's mother... maybe
Person 1: Shut the f*** up
by Noah's Mother September 15, 2016
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A harsh term of abuse.
Akin with being called a motherfucker, only with that little bit of extra 'pep'.
A harsh term of abuse.
Akin with being called a motherfucker, only with that little bit of extra 'pep'.
by Sack Tony October 11, 2002
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Most likely the world's most horrible burn or insult, and can only be countered with "Your Father Smelled of Elderberries!"
by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006
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by SexyTexan January 6, 2012
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That dirty mother scratcher...
Then I kicked the mother scratcher.
I am going to make that mother scratching bolt fit.
Then I kicked the mother scratcher.
I am going to make that mother scratching bolt fit.
by irishpete5 October 13, 2004
Get the mother scratcher mug.A good mother is a mother (either blood or not) that will be there for their kids no matter what or how old. Gives up the expensive life style to spend on their child. Gives up the 2am partying for the 2am feedings. Who is there to provide not only financial support but emotional support. Who goes for a day without a shower. Who goes for days without 'doing' their hair. A good mother isn't defined by what everyone sees, a good mother is defined by how her child is raised and grows up
by NHLer2968 February 19, 2012
Get the Good Mother mug.Asian mothers are the worst of Asian parents. They are the ones, in particular, who bitch slap you if you get a B+ and force you to wear the cheap clothing they buy.
They are the ones, in particular, who ignore all your A's in your report and punish you for just one B.
It is the Asian mothers that usually buy cheap clothing for their kids, and the writing on the clothing makes no sense at all. To make things worse, they put mothballs in the closet to make the clothes smell like shit. So, you're wearing a shirt that makes no sense, and smells ridiculous.
Asian mothers are worse than Asian fathers. At least Asian fathers are laid back a little bit more and can tell properly if your report card is good or not.
They are the ones, in particular, who ignore all your A's in your report and punish you for just one B.
It is the Asian mothers that usually buy cheap clothing for their kids, and the writing on the clothing makes no sense at all. To make things worse, they put mothballs in the closet to make the clothes smell like shit. So, you're wearing a shirt that makes no sense, and smells ridiculous.
Asian mothers are worse than Asian fathers. At least Asian fathers are laid back a little bit more and can tell properly if your report card is good or not.
Damn it! My Asian mother bought me this T-shirt that says something about soccer in poorly written English.
by Screw Azn Parents October 5, 2008
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