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Bradley Morning Wood

The greatest singer and guitarist of our time and the official "Sex Icon of Bluegrass" of the International Bluegrass Association (IBMA). He has written and performed many platinum country hits including "99 Years" and was nominated as the IBMA bluegrass guitarist of the year 4 years in a row. He is a very passionate man and was dubbed "Most Attractive Man In Bluegrass Today" by Bluegrass Today Magazine
Woman 1. "Bradley Morning Wood's schlong is so fucking huge I need him so bad". Woman 2. "I wish he would play me like he does that Martin" Woman 1. "I would love to solve his morning wood problem"
by HugestManAlive April 12, 2022
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Pacific Ocean Morning Breath

When, in a West Coast state. Specifically Oregon or Northern Calfornia, morning cloud cover blocks out the sun in the morning later to be burned off by the sun, in the summer season.
This Cloud Cover is killing me.
Don't worry, it's just Pacific Ocean Morning Breath.
by kingsman23 June 28, 2010
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red sky in the morning

A bad omen. A sign of bad things to come. A sign of bad weather. Comes from the New England expression: "Red sky at night, sailor's delight. Red sky in the morning, sailor's warning." This referred to the belief that the sky's color was a predictor of the good or bad weather soon to come.
Maria looked at the crimson sky and remarked, "Uh ohh. Red sky in the morning. Maybe we should cancel today's picnic."
by redskyatnight June 5, 2014
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how do you like your eggs in the morning?

the best pick up line that one could use; pairs especially well with a black beret, will get you the girl
hi i’m date mike. pleased to meet me. how do you like your eggs in the morning?
by 🅱️ophie February 27, 2020
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Morning Thunder

A loud eruption of gas released from the backside in the morning.
The calm silence of the bedroom was shattered from Daisy’s morning thunder.

Dude: *sleeping*

Daisy: *farts really loudly*

Dude: *wakes up* Daisy! That stinks!

Daisy: What? I had to get it out! It’s my Morning Thunder.

Dude: *holds nose* What did you eat?!
by Anonymous1847282718181 March 8, 2020
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She's gonna be walking funny in the morning

When a girl gets screwed so hard that in the morning after she can not walk properly and has to waddle about like an idiot
man i fucked her so hard she's gonna be walking funny in the morning
by Pedro the all mighty January 11, 2011
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morning redwood

when you wake up and you have an unusually large boner. like, crazy big. and then it doesnt go away for like 3 hours, no matter how much you think about a naked hillary clinton dropping a cinderblock on your penis
i woke up this morning, and i had morning redwood. it still hasnt gone away
by king23232495 November 7, 2009
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