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Emily Monk

Loves to suck. If you date her, be ready for lots of sex and waking up in the middle of the night with her on top of you giving the most legendary sloppy head of your life. She loves to tease dicks and has amazing techniques to make you cum every time.
Me: I need Emily Monk on my cock man
Friend: ikr she gave Tom legendary head yesterday I heard
by JoJo Stalin III December 21, 2019
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monk slut

a pseudo spiritual guru worshipping person who likes to parade their spirituality around upon others like its a fashion show, misappropriating the spiritual journey for the purposes of their own ego whilst practicing no real spiritual life of their own
that guy is a total monk slut. all he does is chase pussy. he just told me he's basically a monk and brags that ones of his monks says he'll be totally enlightened someday. He hangs out with monks all the time, but goes through women like toilet paper and talks trash about people all the time. he doesn't practice right speech or right action. he thinks enligtenment is a social club.
by life alchemist May 24, 2018
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Sea monke

A rare type of the monke species that lives in the sea. It has a magical aura that it uses to play Sh-boom by the chords in it's vicinity while it searches for sea bananas.
Person 1: if you could be one animal which one would you be?

Person 2: sea monke
by microsoftman November 9, 2020
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monke men

A very powerful gang who wants to return to monke. Usually found in central america but their influence spreads worldwide.
Hank: Dude I just joined the monke men

Travis: yo I'm thinking about joining too
by RemBestGirl November 20, 2020
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crunke monke

a crunke monke is the moment when a small child (Ness or Lucas) abuses the funne monke (DK) during a smash ultimate game.
Karen almost recovered with her DK, but Jose had other plans and pulled a crunke monke and spiked DK off stage
by GalaxyKidd November 20, 2020
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Wise monke

The wise monke is smart he know good from bad
Oh wise monke how will life be?
It will be great.
by Bitchpeniscumanal January 4, 2021
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Moist Monke

Moist Monke is when you make a gorilla erect from watching Zero Two hentai. Then rub petrol on the gorillas testicles, place the gorilla into a dog enclosure and watch them reproduce.
John: I’m going to moist monke.
Kevin: Ok, I’ll be watching frog lady then.
by Kev Likes Frog Lady January 9, 2021
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