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Moderna Texting

When you're off your face on the Moderna Vaccine and you start texting somebody weird stuff.
Watch Newsboyz and you'll understand what Moderna Texting is. And you'll also understand what Shiny Happy People is really about.
by trainvisit April 9, 2021
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modern e-boy

Ever seen a guy wearing a mask, dressed in tape joggers, sporting white hair? well if you have, he was probably an e-boy. E-boy's have evolved throughout the years from wearing a striped shirt over a hoodie and wearing nail polish to dressing in varsity jackets, leather trousers, imprinted pants tape joggers, military vests, tye-dye trousers, checkered print leggings, big shoes(even yeezys and those boots you only wear when it's cold out) hats, chains, locks and earrings(but of course don't forget your nail polish).

Another big note is you no longer have to be as sad as possible and listen to emo or goth music, of course you could try listen to punk rock music but MGK isn't that good anyway (his merch is fire tho)

This trend has been thriving since 2013 but now in recent years, has evolved into the 'e-boy'

It's almost hard to escape them now. The e-boy lifestyle can be expensive (trust me, I know) but flexing to your friends is always a plus. If you can't afford it, don't worry a pair of black boots with plaid trousers with a chain,and a leather jacket with your hair parted in two always does the trick.
"like my new chain? it's for those leather trousers I bought from Balmain"

"ugh, you're such a modern e-boy lucas"
by that one e-boy June 29, 2021
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modern habesha

Best online store ModernHabesha.com
I love your modern Habesha kemis
by Modern Habesha November 24, 2021
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Modern Art Masterpiece

A Motherfucker Who’s So Damn Ugly that he could make Picasso cry tears of joy.
You’re so ugly, you could be a modern Art Masterpiece!”
-Gny. Sgt. Hartman
by Bruv9191929 October 26, 2022
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Moderna

When you commit a fuck up and everyone knows it
That guy spilt his drink ,again.
Yeah... He commited another moderna.
by G0d 0f Salt October 3, 2022
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An easier way to identify the 2022 CoD game 'Modern Warfare II' in voice conversations with people, since big brain Activision thought it would be a great idea to name their brand new game as the exact same name of a game they released 13 years ago, except they just changed the '2' to a 'II' to try and distinguish the two, even though nobody can tell the difference in voice conversations.
Alex: "Man I hate Modern Warfare II...."
Kyle: "How the hell can you say that?!? It's like the most classic Xbox 360 shooter ever, every kid loved that game."
Alex: "Nononononono not Modern Warfare 2 from the Xbox 360, I'm talking about the new one that just came out... I guess I'll call it Modern Warfare: Roman Numeral 2 since they have the same fucking name for some stupid reason?"
Kyle: "Ah got it. Yeah not only does that game suck, but you're right, the naming is so stupid. How many times you wanna bet that someone talks about the 'original' Modern Warfare 2 and some dude who never played it thinks they're talking about Modern Warfare: Roman Numeral 2?"
by suburban__dictionary December 14, 2022
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modern entertainment

Defined by existing theory (and practice) that all forms of entertainment (books, movies, shows, videogames, etc.) and its content need to reflect "the world we live in today".

Allow me to deconstruct it into several characteristics:

1. It doesn't matter if the character is likable or not, or if the actor/actress has any acting skill... as long as you're of different skin color and sexually diverse, then you're in the spotlight.

2. Male characters (especially white ones) in "modern entertainment" are depicted as bad, dumb, stupid, misorganized, indecisive and fragile. Double points if a female character is the protagonist and the male character is the villain; and triple points if the female characters can kick every male character's ass.

3. Female characters need to be uber strong, with literally no imperfections (a.k.a. a Mary Sue), can kick anyone's ass, and they do not need to have any likable features. You can act smug, put everyone's life in jeopardy, be a total prick, and just not give a care about anything in this world... as long as you are a strong female character then everybody is going to praise how wonderful and "progressive" you are.

4. All forms of entertainment that you used to like are now being remade into having more diverse characters and storylines based on identity politics. Gone are the times when people cared to craft good stories with solid characters, now replaced with craftsmanship just for the sake of representation and attention-seeking.
We need to reboot Tomb Raider once more. This is modern entertainment.
We need to reboot Ghostbusters. This is modern entertainment.
We need to create more gender-diverse shows without the "good story" requirement. This is modern entertainment.
by DiogoAttitude December 16, 2022
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