Minnesota hot air balloon

When you are eating ass, and they fart in your mouth and blow you up like a hot air balloon.

Did you hear, yesterday Evan got a Minnesota hot air balloon from Sarah.

by Bigdaddy26 May 8, 2018

Minnesota Arcade Machine

The act of inserting coinage into a male's urethra before intercourse to build up semen pressure.

"Dude my girl and me did the Minnesota Arcade Machine last night and I'm still sore."

"Would you like me to give you a Minnesota Arcade Machine?"

by Mr. Sister Kisser November 14, 2018

Minnesota Lap Dance

An act in which the receiver sits in the front seat of a snowed over vehicle and the giver (or the dancer) scrapes the ice off of the windshield in an act of seduction or kindness.

-"Babe will you go start my car? It's freezing outside"

"Better yet Megan I'll give you the ol' Minnesota Lap Dance"

-"Dude she's honestly the one for me."

"How do you know?"

"On our first date we went to a family function of mine up north. Before we left she gave me a full treatment Minnesota Lap Dance without me even asking."

by Niceboimn November 29, 2018

Mannied

To specifically have somebody's dick in your asshole, basically getting raped.

That man just broke into my house and mannied me!

by Hevsvejdb April 26, 2019

Minnesota Lemonade Stand

A party trick: fill an extra large condom full of urine and freeze it into a slushy like substance. Smash it over the heads of your friends until it bursts.

Mitch just got smashed by a Minnesota Lemonade Stand

by Mr. Clean’s gay cousin September 30, 2019

Minnesota-steam-train

When your girlfriend is getting hard core fucked doggy style while she tries to have a decent conversation with her daddy over the phone.

Christopher: I actually tried out the Minnesota-steam-train on Andrea.
Harry: What happened?
Christopher: Daddy wanted to join in.
Harry: I had a feeling.

by Mr. Nice-Guy August 2, 2020

MinneApocolypse

Our Home in 2020

MinneApocolypse: Minnesota is under an Apocolypse, in a current 2020 Pandemic and Social Meltdown of Humanity. Minnesotans are Resilient, but... GodSpeed.

by Feral Muses May 30, 2020