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Milton Hershey School

The best school out there and can beat you all. For all you stupid stereotypical people out there we are not all orphans. We have drama but who doesn't. We are a school that has school spirit. Now we have a definition too. We are amazing and we have good friend groups. We stick together most of the time. But we also instigate when stuff happens so if ykyk.😂 But we are a strong family even if more than half of us don't want to be here. Some of us have best friends then we gor plenty of loners that basically run to their next class. see we get dismissed so we have 5 minutes to walk to our next class. Some kids go so fast they got 7 minutes to get to their next class and they act like they got 7 seconds to get to their class. And they glued to their phones at the same time. When I walk out of my class that kid is always there just waiting, like calm down, slow down, something cause I'm not even dismissed yet and you all the way over here. But we got all kinds of dance classes, art, pottery, acting, math, English, writing, photography, science, auto tech, construction, human services, culinary, gym, health. But nobody really cares about the classes.
girl 1: you go to Milton Hershey School girl 2: Yeah why girl 1: don't talk to me girl 2: jealous
by Basket ball is life November 5, 2019
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Mictonicar

A mythical creature possessing the incredible power to cause the Rapture with a flick of the hoof. Mictonicars reside in the Rapturian Countryside and serve as noble steeds to Prince Unicorn Fireblack and Princess Unicorn Alesa. Although most Mictonicars live in the large, royal cluster, many prefer to ride solo, roaming freely around Rapturia because some are just that independent, you know? Many people want to live the life of a Mictonicar because it's so alluring a life, but full Mictonicar status is unreachable for any man. Because of the simple fact that it is impossible for anyone to attain the swag of a being as fantastical as this, the Mictonicar has the power to award anyone a small Mictonicar moment whenever the mood strikes it. It is an omnipresent deity. It sees you when you're sleeping, it knows when you're awake like Santa Claus, only better. Why is it better you ask? Why would you ask why? You already know. When one experiences a Mictonicar moment, he or she knows it. It is an instinct thrust upon you by your guardian Mictonicar. This moment, this instinct is known as #LOAM (Life of a Mictonicar). Important note; Mictonicar MUST be capitalized if spelled out. If it isn't, your guardian Mictonicar will strike you with a violent syphilis.
1) Say, did you see that Mictonicar leap across the dusted sky?

2) Jared just had shoulder surgery and is wearing a hefty sling. That's so #LOAM.

3) Mei quit her job at Toys 'R' Us and pursued her 2 true passions; church choreography and juggling fire on unicycles. That was a very #LOAM decision on her part.

4) July 21st marked Rachel's 6th birthday and out of all her gifts, the mini backpack from Uncle Robby was by far the most #LOAM.

5) Jenna made the #LOAMest decision of her life; she adopted a plastic minority named Jamal.

6) T.J: Say, can Mictonicars dance?

Mackenzie: Why of course they can dance! Mictonicars can do whatever the eff they want to do!
by Princess Unicorn Alesa October 1, 2011
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Milton Academy

Prep school in Milton, MA.

None of the kids know how to cross streets. So, one should be careful when driving through. They tend to waltz into the road because in their classrooms, protected from the real world, they are taught that white stripes painted on the ground will protect them from speeding vehicles careening down a relatively main motorway.

Students are very sheltered within the confines of the classroom. They tend to: be ridiculous 'Lax Bros', get hit by cars, get lost, lack the understanding of how to really get by, and look down on public school kids in the town (referred to by such as 'townies').

However, students tend to be extraordinarily intelligent in the classroom despite being frightfully dim as regards the outside world. (e.g. lack of knowledge regarding public transit)
"Townie" 1: Need to sell the rest of this by Saturday
"Townie" 2: Let's find some Milton Academy kids, we'll get twice as--
THUNK!
"Townie" 1: Aw shit, I hit another one..

Milton Academy Kid 1: (looking at MBTA website on their Droid) So, Saturday night we can take the bus to Mattapan, then the redline to Downtown Crossing so we can get on the Orange Line to get to ChinaTown for some chinese food and Banksy! High-Five for knowledge!
Milton Academy Kid 2: Wait... The Buses go to the train stations?
by Milton02186 April 26, 2011
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Milton, MA

A part of Boston. All you westie fucks can suck a dick...you wanted to bounce and we took your place.
"Oh i'm from boston now so i'm gonna beat up some fruits and veggies"
milton, ma son
by jsdhdfjhfh November 2, 2008
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Milton

The cleaner side of Jefferson Township in New Jersey. Has nice, big houses and lots of civilized people. Also is abundant in used condoms and marijuana roaches.
HOLY SHIT!!! Milton isn't half bad!
by Emo Skater July 13, 2007
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Midorikid

A crazy ass military geek who likes pantyhose.
<MidoriKid> I poked some holes in some pantyhose and put it over my head once.
by Tenchi147 August 23, 2003
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Mido Reigh

He's a legend
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