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combat midget

A shorter person who is surprisingly strong and aggressive in combat situations. The reason for this being personal physical factors and some psychological motivating factors.
Floyd Gay Mayweather is a short , small combat midget who is good at boxing

There are probably more combat midgets in logistical roles in special forces as they are too short to fulfill combat roles.
by winchestein January 27, 2012
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Midget Spinner

Were a midget is spun around in the air as a group of guys flip bubbles.
by Soy ugly April 25, 2019
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a midget's throw

the distance a midget can throw something. a baby step. an incredibly short distance. very, very close. on the brink.
"I sooooo hornywasted. I'm a midget's throw away from drunk dialing my ex. What to do?"

"To don't. Take it easy sleezy."

or

"That girl's so crazy mean, she's a midget's throw away from pyschobitch."
by May I. Havaword February 21, 2009
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micro-midget

1)a small person
2)a shitty insult
3)something martha stuart sells on wierd infomercials at 3 oclock in the morning
1)kid:dad,is that a midget?
dad:no, son. thats a micro-midget.
2)dude1:cum fucker
dude2:micro-midget
3)Wow, check out my new micro-midget! Martha Stewart was the spokeswoman in the infomercial promoting the growth and sale of micro-midgets!
by fatassbuddabelly July 18, 2006
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midget's fists

Extraordinarily large nipples. Atleast 1/2" in diameter and 1/2" protrusion even in the unaroused state.
"WOW! She had nipples the size of midget's fists"
by Bret Austin September 10, 2004
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Midget Shit

1. A small individual.

2. A small individual that thinks that they are "The Shit" then when the individual gets call a "midget shit" they respond quietly to them self.

3. A small individual that shit's in someone's toilet and forgets to flush.
1. "Look at the new kid what a midget shit."

2. John:"Hey look look at my wicked car."

Jimmy:"Shut up you midget shit."

John:"You shut up." Said quietly.

3. "Hey asshole you forgot to flush. You midget shit."
by Cowyman September 21, 2009
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midget stick

a midget stick is guy who wont give girls more than 2 chances to be his friend after they give him lame excuses as to why they cant hang out with him. also this could be a case of misunderstanding between the 2 parties. he is a midget stick because he does not measure up to a real man and talk to the girls to get the real story.
that guy eduardo might be a midget stick because he has not talked to that girl in over a year because she stood him up.
by curtdaddy August 5, 2010
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