melon grab

grabbing a women's breasts, or melons if shes holding them

hey lambchops can i grab your melons, melon grab

by alfonso_hueso June 7, 2009

Water melon

A food usually accompanied with fried chicken, and usually eaten by black people.

DAYUM NIGGA, I'Z BE NEEDINZ SOME WATER MELON.

by kitkahtz April 2, 2009

Wet Melon

When a female licks a man's scrotum until they are dripping with saliva and he then smacks her across the face with them.

Dude I told this chick to tongue my nuts and then I gave her a wet melon!

by kyle jarrell May 13, 2005

melonaide

homestarrunner's favorite drink

"strongbad, did you get that wood from behind marzipan's gazebo?"
"yeah, why?"
"it all started when i decided to drink thirdy-two glasses of melonaide"

by Maltaithiron + Mraaronguydude February 11, 2004

melon ball

An air headed person who thoroughly believes that they saw something or someone that really was not there; a dumbfounded hallucination

Niki: Wow, Adam thought he saw me at a Jonas Brothers concert.
Abigail: What a melon ball!

by abigailBASS October 5, 2008

I me be a melon!

When some one has all there hair shaved off (some hair left is allowed) you instantly become a melon!

man1:"hey have you had your hair cut?"
man2:"I ME BE A MELON!"
man1:"ok"*backs away looking scared*

by !SpOzIuK! September 28, 2005

melonie

hot hot hot
cool couture
swank

by mel September 22, 2003