New Mexico maybe

In New Mexico people won’t say no to an invitation or date what the will say instead is maybe which is basically in their mind a soft no. Only uncounted in New Mexico

I invited Joey to the party last night and he gave me a New Mexico maybe, he never showed up and didn’t answer his phone.

by El Capitán Sangre December 6, 2017

New Mexico Squirrel Chirp

When you're eating her box and she vibrates a fart on your chin

"I was eating her pussy and she hit me with a New Mexico Squirrel Chirp."

by Evil Jokester October 19, 2019

Parte medico

A phrase that strikes fear in the hearts of real madrid fans, meaning that a player has been injured
Translation: Medical Report

"Did you see the 7th Parte Medico this morning?"

"Yeah Lucas Vazquez tore both his acl's"

by XonZone May 15, 2021

new mexico hot pocket

When you shit and piss in a pregnant ladies mouth then proceed to suck it out

Hey babe, want a New Mexico hot pocket?

by Mrpenguin662 June 14, 2021

portable mexico

those orange sunglasses you wear that makes everything look like Mexico

Yo dude I just Bought my self some orange glasses

Don't you mean portable mexico

by deep088171877 June 26, 2023

Dragon Ride to Mexico

Sex when one partner lies face down with legs closed and the other partner enters from above and behind and is straddling the bottoms legs. A rocking and ridding position is maintained with the bottom thrusting their ass skyward to meet the riders thrusts. The key to a successful Dragon Ride to Mexico is the intention to fly south with both partners facing South (assuming northern hemisphere) and envisioning increasingly warm wind and soft sand beaches below the dragon.

In preparation for spring break we took a late night Dragon Ride to Mexico, both of us were nice and sweaty after a few moments of flight.

by Z242 December 12, 2019

Messo and Mico

Melissa and Maryam are two girls who are adventurous and like to have to fun. They like to eat Mclfurrys. Melissa and Maryam are also girls who like songs like Funee monkey Gif and potato salad. You always need a friendship like Melissa and Mayram.

#zainab: Yo i wish i had a friendship like you guys

#Messo and mico : everybody wants a friendship like us💁🏻 ♀️

by Funee Monkey Gif January 26, 2021