muppetry

The act of getting fisted in the anus. Sticking the fist/arm in so that the receiver resembles a muppet.

Did you get any muppetry last night?

Yes, in fact, I did. I was Kermit.

by walkerp April 8, 2007

muppet

another word for "wheel" in parts of the northeastern united states

"dammit, that muppet ran over my foot again"

by majordriver December 22, 2007

Muppet

A person who as no idea of how to use a personal computer, one who is computer iliterate.

a loser who spends their entire life calling technical support helplines, instead of getting an education or reading the fucking manual, yes you know who you are you fuckwits! see also NUMPTY or CHUMPER

by Anonymous March 4, 2003

Muppetry

Noun. Mup-et-ry
Used in betting circles to describe a series of bets which, in aggregate, result in a loss.

Fred committed muppetry when all of his bets resulted in a loss.

by Sleepyday September 27, 2011

Mowing Muppets

The act of shooting multiple person with a firearm; most likely in a video game.

Last night I was mowing muppets with the M16.

by A.F.H December 19, 2008

Derpy Muppet

another way to call yourself a flaming faggot

dude derpy muppet

by Mythology January 6, 2014

Fuck Muppet

An insult meant to beguile and confound. But ask yourself, if someone called you a fuck muppet, you'd probably feel confused and insulted.

Hey Tony, come here; get a load of this fuck muppet.

Hey, fuck muppet!

by Guy swordington June 6, 2019