Matthew 

The most annoying person you will ever know. He is always in your space but nobody can tell him they hate him. He attempts to be funny but isn't at all. He has no friends and no girlfriends. Do your part and stay away from Matthew.

Guy one : "Do you know matthew"
Guy two : " sadly"

Matthew by anonymous April 23, 2022

Matthew 

A White Nigga.. Any Guy Is Blacker Than Him...Wears Fucking Clear Ass Nigga Glasses Because He Is White As Fuck...Eats Fucking Frosted Flakes Because Of How White He Is. Nigga is Whiter than Michael Jackson.

Ted: Where Is Matthew
Me: Probably Jacking Of Because He Is Paler As Fuck.. He Fucking Paler Than The Color White Like Goddamn He Is White
Ted: U Right U Right

Matthew by BiggleMcPiggleWrigles November 11, 2019

Matthew 

A fuck boy who plays with girls hearts. Very short and rat like

Look, it’s a matthew. “Ew” said Kelly

Matthew by Oop ok October 20, 2019

Matthew 

Gay motherfucker

Oh your suck a Matthew

Matthew by Mfwhf November 26, 2018

Matthew 

Matthew is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. He will make your days brighter and make you smile the most. He is so caring and genuine. He is big hearted and always wants the best for the people he loves and cares about. He has an odd sense of humor, but has the cutest laugh you'll hear. He will make you blush and warm your heart. He will be there for you whenever you need him. He has a dark edgy side but deep down he is the biggest softie in the world. You could just sit there and talk with him for hours. You will never run out of things to talk about, because he will always try to find a way to continue the conversation, just so he could spend more time with you. He is someone who will impact your life in such an amazing way. If you have a Matthew in your life, never let him go because there isn't going to be anyone as amazing as him.

He must be a Matthew because he just makes me feel so amazing and brings me so much joy!

Matthew by :) ;) (; (: December 15, 2019

matthew 

well a Matthew is every confusing word the dictionary has to offer

he is such a Matthew

matthew by FEARONFUCKER19 January 29, 2019

Matthew 

A Matthew makes you smile every time you see him. He can be crazy but be serious when needed. He’s a type of person worth keeping. A Matthew tends to overthink but remembers what he’s got. In a relationship he makes sure his priority is his girl, and always reminds her how much she means to him. He remembers the little things. He loves cookies and cherry coke. A Matthew will never disappoint you, he’s silly and cute and makes your heart glow. Matthew’s are worF it.

Who’s that?
Ohh, that’s Matthew

Matthew by +more123 March 31, 2020