Matthew

A toxic and thicc British kid who likes cats and has an apple juice addiction

Lmao ur such a Matthew you play Fortnite mobile!

by JoeMama9987 January 4, 2020

Matthew

A fucktard that gets mad a you for fucking no reason THAT MOTHERFUCKER I WANTED TO BE FRIENDS BUT NO FUCK YOU MATTHEW

“Hey matthew” “shut up” Matthew the bitch says

by Internet persona February 7, 2019

Matthew

Matthew typically has a penis that is 2inches long while hard and is a hoe. He is not liked by many girls or guys because he is a pervert and no one knows if he’s gay or not

Man dude, did you see matthew get buttfucked last night?

by Matthews lover October 10, 2018

Matthew

Matthew is a smart male that has lots of friends doesn't like school/high school loves video games and hanging out with his friends Matthew is Funny,honest,has a good sense of humour and is tall

(This might not be true this is just what I know from my friend Matthew just like everything else I post it's based on what I know)

#Matthew

by Kris Ross Does Stuff YT February 15, 2017

Matthew

A man with a small penis

U have a Matthew

by Mataias September 20, 2019

Matthew

Litteral fuckin autism

See that fucking Matthew over there, he fucking autistic mate

by Me, you fuckin donkey August 3, 2019

Matthew

A guy with brown hair, dark eyes, and a heartwarming smile. Matthew is mostly a very funny guy, but he is a deep guy. He is good about going to church and events at the church. He loves to be the class clown and make people laugh. He is athletic too even if he doesn’t think it. He is also a very though guy, not a thing will get past him. He cares about people and barely has any beef with anyone. Matthew is a special dude.

Classmate:1- Matthew who’s your favorite superhero
Matthew- Shrek

Yes this actually happened, and it wasn’t a joke he meant hulk 😂

by That random gurl May 4, 2019