Matthew

A toxic and thicc British kid who likes cats and has an apple juice addiction

Lmao ur such a Matthew you play Fortnite mobile!

by JoeMama9987 January 4, 2020

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A fucktard that gets mad a you for fucking no reason THAT MOTHERFUCKER I WANTED TO BE FRIENDS BUT NO FUCK YOU MATTHEW

“Hey matthew” “shut up” Matthew the bitch says

by Internet persona February 7, 2019

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Matthew typically has a penis that is 2inches long while hard and is a hoe. He is not liked by many girls or guys because he is a pervert and no one knows if he’s gay or not

Man dude, did you see matthew get buttfucked last night?

by Matthews lover October 10, 2018

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The Smartass In Your Class. Always Beating You To Your Crush Then Fucking Her

Jeff: Yo Have You Heard Matthew Stole Another Girl And Fucked Her
Guy: That Was My Girl
Jeff: My Bad

by Subscribe To PewDiePie November 15, 2018

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Someone or something that is a cunt because they have a very small penis or a 'micropenis'.

Oh he's a Matthew

by rello123321 December 4, 2018

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That one guy who wears a few different "Dodge" caps and drives a truck. Matthews are devoted republicans with fluffy tooth brushes but no matter what you can rest assrured that a Matthew will always be your buddy.

Matthew's going up to town.
Tell Matthew to call in our orders.
How may guitars does Matthew have?

by SadietheKat August 10, 2017

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