MATUMBA

Preston’s last name on viper role play 5M

Mr.MATUMBA was holding a gang meeting and one of his members disrespected him. Let’s just say they had to collect pay dirt for 1 month

by BillBoiFive November 9, 2022

Mathurbation

What math majors get when doing complex math equations.

Doug was at a party for hours and could perform mathurbation, when he got home he jumped on his computer and mathurbated.

by Gotagoiter September 29, 2022

Mathematician

So, there's this mathematician right? I saw an add he put out on YouTube. This Asian guy. I can't (for the life of me) remember his name so you'll have to forgive me. But this guy is selling math classes and HE said about HIMSELF what I said about mathematical aptitude (That people who perform mathematics at a high level don't actual DO math. Rather, they've internalized mathematics.) So.... RIGHT AGAIN!!! The only way anyone could ever be more right then me is if they hopped ass first on to a chainsaw, cut themselves in half (vertically), and threw their left half in the dumpster.

Hym "And this mathematician is selling math classes. He said what I said almost word for word. Here the sales pitch: He says 'As someone with a natural aptitude, I've internalized mathematics. But most people aren't like me. They actually have to DO math. So I've crated this coarse to help people learn and do math and so on and so forth' It's great! That guy is great. Like I said, I can't remember his name. I wish I did."

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

Mathematicianism

When you need someones help for math that you forgot/don’t know.

“HEY I NEED YOUR MATHEMATICIANISM RIGHT NOW BRO”

by BIGBOUMONGOOSE May 1, 2023

mathamatictinism

when you need someones help in math.

“YO I NEED UR MATHAMATICTINISM”

by BIGBOUMONGOOSE May 12, 2023

Mathamagik

Using math for occult or spiritual purposes

I used Mathamagik in my numerology astrology readings

by Thecc May 14, 2023

Matumbia

(noun): A mythical creature or spirit believed to dwell in deep forests or remote, untouched places. Matumbias are said to be guardians of nature, possessing a blend of animal and human characteristics. They are often described as large, majestic beings with the body of a lion, the wings of an eagle, and the face of an elderly wise person. Legends suggest that encountering a matumbia brings good fortune and protection to those who respect and honor the natural world. Their presence is associated with harmony, balance, and a deep connection to the earth.

I stumbled across a Matumbia on my way home

by FakeFakWords July 2, 2023