Martination

Martination: noun. the act or process of dancing like a martinet (a strict and rigid dance devoid of any musicality or rhythm, performed according to some internal mechanism; some compulsive urge that is indecipherable to any observer). See for example Elaine Benis dancing in Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 4

He walked on the dancefloor and proceeded to demonstrate a series of violent, awkward Martinations.

by safetygooner July 20, 2022

Martined

The act of getting pegged by your wife.

I got Martined by the mrs last night

The wife properly Martined me last night

by Martingetspegged January 7, 2023

Marinette

The sweetest girl you'll ever find. BTW SHES LADYBUG DONT TELL ANYONE I TOLD YOU THA-

In the daytime, I'm Marinette, just a normal girl with a normal life. But there's something about me that no one knows yet, because I have a secret. MIRACULOUS SOMPLY LE BEST

by MarinetteDupainCheng September 2, 2023

marinette

shes just a friend :(

by adrien agreste haa marinette

by anonymous May 8, 2024

martinello

Big fat gay dudes

I see some martinellos

by anonymous May 28, 2024

Martinez: The Eternal Reset (Tsu); The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Martinez: The Eternal Reset (Tsu); The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Martinez: The Eternal Reset (Tsu); The First Juvenile Release

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 26, 2025

martinated

Describes someone who is very angry or upset, usually for a trivial reason.

Oh no, he's martinated because his mom got green grapes instead of the purple grapes he wanted.

by flamingooolvr September 14, 2025