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Mantoid

Someone who works at MantisCorp.com
Is that mantoid going to get his code done in time for the freeze or are we going to slip going gold?!
by Mantiddle November 1, 2003
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manstone

Manstone is a handmade product that resembles Sandstone
If you love Sandstone but your cheap... or broke... or the world has run out of Sandstone. You get Manstone.
My Mum has her pool paved with Manstone.
by JessKJ March 19, 2008
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manitiala

The genitals of a man who has never cried , a macho man not a macho macho man.
The expression on her face changed drastically when he dropped trough and she was awed by the magnitude of his magnificent manitala.

Can you believe the manitiala on that guy, saying he could take out Chuck Norris, and Steven Segal at the same time.
by low low April 26, 2008
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Maniosseur

Quite simply a conssisseur of males within a group of females (or gay males). A maniosseur's rating of a dude is always rated above everyone else's in the click.
Two chicks walking down Sunset Blvd...

Chick 1: Omg look at that cutie across the road! Isn't that Zac Efron?

Chick 2: Nah, he wishes that he was Zac Efron. But check out that other dude on the Harley at the red light...total Keanu Reeves look alike. Oh wait, it actually is Keanu Reeves!

Chick 1: Dang Tracy! How come you always spot the hottest ones!

Chick 2: I don't know Debbie. I guess I have the maniosseur's eye...

Chick 1: That's true. You perfected your maniossuerism in high school when you were just a nerd. The boys never even looked at you back then...

Chick 2: Well I bet they're gonna look at me now that I've bought myself these two babies!

*pulls up t-shirt and flashes Keanu on bike for emphasis, then runs off after causing multiple cars to crash into each other*

Chick 1: Dude...wrong-o!
by lady lynxx April 1, 2009
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Manitarian

Lover of men; we don't munch carpet, it's not just about the sex, we appreciate all the finer points of the male species not just anatomy, we can hang with them, carry on intelligent conversations, dont need to steal their women, we're the last one standing at a party and make sure you get home, we appreciate the compliments and the banter, return the love equally or more than we receive, will take care of all your needs and will reward for being taken care of, never a disappointment in bed, love to initiate, not a penivore, not a Monica Lewinski fan, don't like terms like pole smoker or cock sucker, believe in marriage even if we are single, we are confident and know what we want.
The best woman to hang with at any party, event, or intimate evening is a manitarian. How to spot a manitarian: Don't worry, she already noticed you and you could not turn away.
by The Original Manitarian September 25, 2010
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manicourse

John and Bob were having manicourse when i walked in the room.
by Maris5050 October 17, 2012
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manitalia

Dude tried to show me his manitalia
by ronsterbamf October 9, 2014
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