MANceptable

(man + acceptable)

Minimum sizes a certain group of women expect of men, in order to be deemed "acceptable", such as:
- Shoes = AT LEAST size 10
- Waistline = AT LEAST 30"
- Dick = AT LEAST 5" in length

(may vary from group to group)

When Phuong asked him what his shoe size was, he said "8, 8 & a half.... sometimes 9," which she did not deem MANceptable, leading to a complete lack of interest on her part

by catfight12 January 12, 2009

manchando

affectionate word for your dog!

awe i love my manchando, he is so fluffy.

by monster_me02 August 19, 2009

Mancakes

Delicious pancakes made with peanut butter, bananas, and chocolate chips.

Hey lets have some mancakes.
Ok man, you bring the chocolate chips.

by bigpapi5099 April 7, 2010

Manacite

Suffering from an extreme sexual addiction, this man is no ordinary guy. Appears to be normal good looking fella but BEWARE ladies! This isn't your ordinary man. He's a sex crazed maniac. One to steer clear of. Has stalker tendencies, high strung and very aggressive. Use caution when approached by this weenie. He will stick his penis in ANYTHING just to get off. Often lures his victims from social networks and dating sites often because he can't stay sober long enough to meet anyone while he's out and about. He's a heavy breather when talking on the phone, and often drifts off into sexual space in the midst of any conversation. A twisted individual who is in desperate need of an INTERVENTION!

Hey Keisha isn't that your old Boo the "Manacite?" "Oh God tell me he isn't here!" " Excuse me waiter...CHECK PLEASE!

by culo5150culo July 1, 2011

mancarriage

(noun) the carriage a man carries 'himself' in, a.k.a. where he carries his manhood, a.k.a. his scrotum, testicles, groin, these are all synonyms of mancarriage

(this is not a play on miscarriages, which are serious business and more common than most think; approximately 1 in 6 babies are miscarried long before the mother is even aware (the following month) when the fertilized egg is washed out of the vagina instead of attaching itself to the uteran wall, being fertilized shortly before her next period.)

Oh my god!" "What happened?" "She kicked him in the/his mancarriage and he dropped like a stone." "She kicked his mancarriage!" "I played catcher in IFA sports in college and took one to my mancarriage once... Took me a good 10 or 15 minutes to walk it off."

by phillydrifter August 14, 2011

Manchantment

The act of having unmatched power and control over anyone with testicles.

The poor guy, he was no match to her powers of manchantment.

by Otis2Day September 28, 2011

mancape

when you have alot of uncircumcised skin at the end of your penis

i got my mancape caught in my zipper again

by Nasty Nate M September 11, 2013