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Magnets

A term for a magical rock bestowed by the almighty god to piss off heretics such as Mormons. Often used by trolls to taunt the heretics, they will always be used as a relic to worship the god troll, or also known as god. For many centuries, these have kept track of earth's magnetic field which changes poles approximately every 200,000 years.
Example 1:
Mormon Chatbox.
Troll: Heyz do u noez how magnetz workz?
Mormon: FUCK!
Mormon has disconnected.

Example 2:
Troll: Do you possess the almighty magnets?
Troll God: Yes, now go taunt those heretics.
by TheOmegaTroll June 17, 2011
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maghera

A shithole of a town in northern ireland filled with chavs and hookers.
mostly populated by people called james, most of whom are gay or immature tards, and some who pimp their sisters
i went to maghera on saturday looking for james sister
by John mcE October 24, 2007
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Manner

To act in a way that you are respectful and meaningful to the other human being you are socializing with.
1: G.G.K was pretty manner during today's clan war.
2: Fred was very manner when he came over for dinner yesterday.
3: My sister wasn't being manner so she got back handed.
by MannerKing October 15, 2014
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Magnetard

"Look at those idiots sticking together... Magnetards"
by SCDC March 2, 2009
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Faggot Magnet

A heterosexual male who unwillingly and sometimes unknowingly attracts men, either straight or gay but always annoying.

Also, someone who is acting ill-respectfully.
1: We shouldn't have brang Dustin to the party, he's being a faggot magnet.

2: Let's ditch Dustin for another party, he's being a faggot magnet.
by Drewcracker January 22, 2006
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Magnetic Poetry

1. Noun. A cheap metal board with several cheap magnets scattered all over it with simple to 'witty' words such as slather. Used to make poetry, or sexual innuendos
2. What dirty, smelly pot smoking hippies chant off and expect everyone to think they are original.
Bob: Dude, check out the board. Pure Magnetic Poetry.
Richard: "Girl...mouth...ed...plump...popsicle"?

Hippy: I thought over, about, solitary peach moon who floop as giggle.
Stoner: Word.
by GTRicky July 13, 2010
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Magnetron

Something that screws up the Grecco.
Roman: Short of walking in the room with a bloody Magnetron around your neck, you do know what a Magnetron is?
Daniel: Something that messes up the Grecco?
by Roman_Nagel June 18, 2011
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