Miserable Maggie

A term used to describe someone who can’t give blowjobs. The experience is usually very short, dry and overall *miserable*.

Person 1: “Hey! How did last night go?”

Person 2: “I was so disappointed! My gf is such a miserable maggie!”

by thiccmamas2012 February 23, 2022

Maggie Wang

A kind and caring individual, known for remarks of how "Andon Ji" looks like a bean. Additional hobbies include communising water, and joking about stuff, mostly beans.

Has the sudden and unexpected tendency to run into poles

Is losing at chess
Maggie: "Andon looks like a bean"

"Maggie Wang"
Is walking
Bonk

by Jeb_CGS September 5, 2022

Maggie

A Maggie is an amazing person that is the coolest to ever walk the earth. She will over power everything and everyone with her coolness and won’t let anyone tell her differently

Wow that Maggie is one cool gal

by European_goat May 20, 2019

Maggie

Make is an amazing kind person. She’s there for everyone anytime. She always knows how to make everyone laugh. She’s such a beautiful person inside and out. I’m so glad to have met her. Any guy would be lucky to date her.

“Maggie is the best”
“Ikr”

by Personfbnf November 25, 2022

Maggie

swaggiest person

maggie is too swag

by i only speak facts lol August 6, 2021

maggie

ravis hot baddie

'omg bro have you seen that girl'
'oh yeah bro its maggie, ravis hot baddie'

by yuior byoyfreind July 28, 2024

Pulling a Maggie

When you send a text to the wrong person or group chat.

If you text too many people at once you risk pulling a Maggie.

by CrewLife October 11, 2015