Macho Bombs

A slang term for testicles, from the same vocabulary as "Stud Missile".

First I hit him/her with a stud missile, then follow up with the macho bombs.

by InspiredbyAngus January 4, 2011

Macooning

Macooning. To "Macoon" someone. To purposely try to tell a fib/pull a joke on someone. Not exactly getting away with the prank, however. To call "macooning" on someone means that you know they are trying to be funny, but they really aren't.

If you are able to call someone out on the joke, you can say "Are you macooning me?" And they must reply that yes they are, because they have been caught.

Person 1: You brought my car home last night right?

Person 2: I drove your car last night?

Person 1: Are you "macooning" me right now?

Person 2: Haha, yeah. Sorry.

by Cooterpoop July 11, 2012

machosexual

A machosexual is a man who engages in faux-homosexual activities (also known as sport) as a means of expressing repressed feelings.
Machosexuals seek male company almost exclusively and ridicule anything perceived as feminine.

Machosexual's will deny homosexuality very aggressively as typically they lack the self insight to realize this only affirms the truth of the assertion.
Other indications of machosexuality include:
Violence (esp.against other homosexuals.)
Meat Eating.
Fear of women.
"Gang banging" (So all involved can pretend to be straight.)
General aggression.
Easily confused by emotions.
Fear of ridicule by other men.

I should point out that a lot of the indications of machosexuality overlap with that of having a small penis.

Turkish wrestling is the most machosexual activity known to man.

by TheLastStraightMan November 27, 2012

machoc

A Pokemon who likes to take it in this ass. A Norwegian name for "my cock"

" I named my Pokemon machoc"

by Concerned1357 October 19, 2013

machoista

male fashionista.

He knows how to dress like a man and always looks the best in everything, he is a machoista.

by DBOS-SS December 15, 2014

mashoo

A retarded or mentally disabled way to say the name, "Matthew".

Caregiver: "Come on, Mandy! Let's go to your brother's house."
Mandy: *snorts* "MASHOO????!!!"
Caregiver: "No, your brother... MATTHEW"
Mandy: "Mashoo" *farts*
Caregiver: "Sure hon, we'll go with that.."

by OrangeChickenGameStrong September 3, 2015

manhood bun

One who has fucking hairy ass balls

Man bun for his downstairs

Frank the tank: wow Jay, I love your manhood bun
Jay: I did it just for you Frankie

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