M'Mac'ed

Sudden realization that your woman is the most amazing ever

--After 3 weeks of being away, I visited her in Maryland and was M'Mac'ed yet again

by --Kev April 21, 2004

Macdo

A less retarded sounding slang word for Macdonnald's as apposed to Micky D's.

Coined in Japan.

by Allaiyah June 24, 2004

Macdad

Single male parent or separated fathers who spend sad Saturday afternoon access periods living in Macdonalds crying in their Cola as the kids devour their happy meals while dad clock watches till they have to back to mums so they can go and visit "Uncle Steve" aka: mums new fella!

Hey Dan look at the long face of that guy over there!

Poor bugger... counting down the hours before he takes the kids back home again to their mum.

He`s deffo a MacDad

by Upper Class Twit 3 April 4, 2013

Mabed

To be pressured/tricked/manipulated into going somewhere with someone only to find that the individual's plans are treacherously boring and you have no way to get out.

Mabe: "Lets go to Charleston. I'll even drive for you"
Friend: "Yeah man that sounds great. I'll pack a bathing suit."

*Arrives in Charleston

Friend: "Lets stop by the bea.."
Mabe: "So many historical locations. Say, lets spend a few hours at the antique store/library"
Friend: Fuck, I totally got Mabed.

by Billimaire February 3, 2017

Meat mace

A wang or Largeish penis.

"Dude! Put your meat mace away!"

"I call him Mr Dongski."

by Allabaster November 9, 2009

macedonia

well jim if only you and your fag friend from Peloponesia would read a book that wasn't writen by a greek, you'd learn a lot of things. like for example, alexander the great really didn't like you greeks, why do you think 95% of the greeks in his army were mercenaries.

I am a real Macedonian, decendant of Alexander the Great Macedonian, not greek. and i UNLIKE most other greeks have stopped listening to my dad for questions about history, and have actually read a couple books on it.

by Aleksandar Makedonski June 3, 2005

macaddict

Person who attends the Macaddict Forums (MAF).

Just because your a mac fanboy doesn't mean you're a macaddict.

by Fried Chicken May 13, 2005