Dirt mustache

A dirt mustache is when you eat a girl's dirty asshole and get residual feces all over your upper lip.

My girlfriend asked me to eat her ass last night and it was dark and when i turned the lights on i had a dirt mustache.

by RadSpaceman July 13, 2017

buttwipe mustache

Basically when someone wipes a finger all the way down thier ass crack and then wipes it under someones nose.

This is something you may want to do to someone who is passed out drunk. When they breathe in, they smell your ass.

by matt February 4, 2004

Acne Mustache

An Acne Mustache really explains itself. For the dumb ones, it is where acne is covering the whole top lip up to the nose.

Girl with acne mustache: Will you go out with me?
Me: noe you acne whore you have an acne mustache!
Girl with acne mustache: ::cry::

by mmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! June 22, 2005

Hot Mustache

A sexual position where in the female partner accidentally farts on her partner’s face whilst receiving oral sex in the reverse-cowgirl-on-the-face position.

Dude, we were going at it and then she hit me with the Hot Mustache.

by Your Dad’s Mustache April 10, 2018

mustache brigade

When someone has a mustache, they are then part of the mustache brigade.

-Hey, i forgot to shave today.
-Well look who just joined the mustache brigade.

by bitch basket fagola November 7, 2010

franks mustache

when a person has a really hairy ass

*person takes off pants*

person 1: whoaa, what a hairy ass !
person2: yeaa, he totaly has a franks mustache !

by x0002 March 30, 2011

zebra mustache

When a male's pelvic area's pubic hair is black but the hair on his testicles are blonde.

Drew has a zebra mustache.

by The Zebra Man December 16, 2008