"Your mum's so dumb she got hit by a parked car"
"Your mum's so fat she puts mayonaise on her asprin"
"Your mum's so fat she puts mayonaise on her asprin"
by the village people June 18, 2006
Get the Your mummug. by Pooeh poohead October 5, 2018
Get the Ur mummug. bloody townies who cant think of a better come back say it. its become so common not even people whos mums are DEAD give a shit anymore.
Related to: and your dad, thats what your mum said last night, mother fucker, y tu madre.
Related to: and your dad, thats what your mum said last night, mother fucker, y tu madre.
A:You #!&£££)"(&*$£$&££$*£($£$&
B:And your mum.
B:And your mum.
by drako December 22, 2004
Get the and your mummug. an extremely stupid insult by people with a small vocabulary and limited IQ. can be funny in rare occasions.
sped: man what the hell is that funky smell
slightly funn sped: your mum
sped: what long and hard and full of sea men
slightly funny sped: your mum
slightly funn sped: your mum
sped: what long and hard and full of sea men
slightly funny sped: your mum
by Metal Head666 December 28, 2005
Get the your mummug. the words 'ur mum' are the greatest words mankind has ever invented. There is so much emotion in these beautiful words I cannot even describe how it makes me feel when someone whispers these words Into my ears it makes me feel all buzzy and tingly it is a sensational feel coursing through your body. the maker of these words a quandarius figgle bottom the 3rd now he is the most gorgeous person to ever set foot on this earth gosh I wish he would marry me.
jack: Hey christian ur mum is a fucking ugly whore.
Christian: shut up cuz guess what I had intercourse with ur dad last night
jack: wha-
Christian: shut up cuz guess what I had intercourse with ur dad last night
jack: wha-
by Yo_mamaOffical June 3, 2022
Get the ur mummug. by Thomas Naylor October 3, 2020
Get the Haleems mummug. Andrea is my mum she's the best she's caring,loving and she'll always put others before herself I love my mum and I might not show it mum but I love you
by Dyl.ross8420 September 23, 2020
Get the Andrea(mum)mug.