hot mess

Referring to any sexual activity in which the actions are getting to be of a perverse nature. Can be used spefically to describe male ejaculate or releasing of bodily fluids.

That girl was such a skeeze, I had to bust a hot mess all over her face.

I left a hot mess on her chest and then rolled around in it (Cleveland Steamer).

by Squad September 22, 2005

Hot mess

Drunk hot tranny messes of GURRRRRRRRRL at Swarthmore college

Tiffany looked such a hot mess at that party last night

by Pink Narcissucs December 15, 2009

genetic mess

a person who is, a) inbred b)missing some sort of body part or c) ruins all family photos. this person can be found rooting around in any dumpster or landfill.the only job a fuckup like this can get is either a sideshow freak or sweeping up in the local Mcdonalds parking lot.

I cant beleive that genetic mess upstairs had the balls to cuss out my wife, i wonder if he sucks his mommas cock with that toothless mouth.

My brother is such a genetic mess we had to cut him out of the family photos so the dog would stop licking its ass.

by lil connor the anchor April 10, 2006

ponytail hot mess

flirty woman at a bar or club, sort of good looking, certainly do-able by guy standards, half in the bag and looking well spent, bouncing all over the place from table to table, with her hair in a ponytail waging like a dog's tail

Hey, look at the Ponytail Hot Mess at the bar trying to pick up on that guy (chuckles)

by gxg0703 August 29, 2009

Hot Mess Trifecta

A female that possesses no attractive features at all what so ever.

A female that has a trifecta of ugly: ugly face, no boobs, and no ass.

Samantha Ronson is a hot mess trifecta

by honeybun2012 June 4, 2009

hot mess

A girl who needs some serious help. A broke-ass chick.

That Stephanie be a hot mess all the damn time!

by Jillilicious September 20, 2008

Dinnae mess or the YMG al smash ye!

Exactly what it says on the tin. Dont annoy the neds or they'll get al their little ned freinds to beat the crap out of you.

me-"oh crap, neds."
neds-"oi.ya pure mental schwetty!"
neds-"whit ye starin at!"
me-" the ground, what does it look like!"
neds-"OI! Dinnae mess or the YMG al smash ye!"

by let me die for rock n roll January 5, 2004