Ultra massive penis syndrome

A disorder in which someone’s penis is so large that it is impractical for everyday use. This makes things like sex, masturbation and wearing cloths. This is also often ridiculed or made spectacle

Lets go to the freak show and see that man with ultra massive penis syndrome

by Extra gum November 13, 2023

Massive honkers

Boobies, massive fucking titties, super stuffed up milkies, hunger bonger doinky boinky, fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds, super duper ultra hyper goddamm mother fucking mega milkies.

Oh, you mean these? My Boobies, my massive fucking titties, my super stuffed up milkies, my hunger bonger doinky boinky, my fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds, mu super duper ultra hyper goddamm mother fucking mega milkies, my Massive honkers?

by The only arsonist February 01, 2024

You know what else is massive?

Used in response to someone saying "massive" in a sentence, typically followed by "LOW TAPER FADE".

Person 1: This building is massive!
Person 2: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS MASSIVE?
Person 2: LOOOWWW TAAAPEEER FADEEE

by Joao3 January 10, 2025

fuck off massive

Used to convey the extremity of an object or situation.

Omg, did you see Josie? She has fuck off massive tits.

by gunnmeister July 11, 2022

Massive Fatty

A very very Large person who eats a lot of calories daily and loves chicken and chips

Alex Ashcroft from WHITLAND is a massive fatty

by JosephP806 January 30, 2025

Massive Dong

Whats hanging between my legs.

Person A: What does a massive Dong look like?
Person B: Just look between his legs, he's hung like a horse

by Anal Wizard June 24, 2016

massive-dong

(adj.) An combined word that functions as an adjective meaning "large"

When Janet told me she was going on a date with Martha, I said it was a massive-dong mistake.

Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a massive-dong hamburger.

by lucas_knows May 28, 2022