Math Mode

A metaly unstable state of mind induced by prolonged exposure to math. Can result in attacks, loud outburst, and even singing evey thing you say.
Its a serious condition, be carefull with math.

While studing for math exams you start singing the quadratic formula..

Start screaming profanities.
math mode

by odd martin January 25, 2010

Mates helping mates

Homosexual activity disguised as "male bonding".

"Did you hear that Chad and Nathan got drunk and beat each other off?"

"I didn't know they're gay!"

"They're not gay....Thats just mates helping mates, you know?"

by Toddoo May 26, 2007

Mathsterbate

To require kleenex after mathematical gratification

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cumulative frequency

by Tom and Sarah July 28, 2008

Salt mates

When two bitches are salty af together

Bruh we are soul mates those bitches are salt mates

by Envisions June 10, 2015

Bernie Math

The phenomenon where Bernie Sanders is

actually winning despite being behind in the polls and losing every election. If you add how much birds like him, subtract the super delegates, and multiply it by the amount of energy he has, he secretly has enough delegate support to be President. The Lamestream Media just isn't telling you.

All my friends are voting for him, so he has to win!

Dude. That's Bernie Math. He has four delegates.

by John_Garza89 August 28, 2019

the matas

a really little quote little dance move that involves being Italian

my man just came into the matas like a beast

by mr.im just that much better January 6, 2022

million man math

An exxageration to make something look like a success. Something that people do who don't try as hard as the rest of us. Someone said that there were well over a million people at the million man march when they were actually less than 400,000.

A: There is no way that he drank that many beers, he's using his million man math again.

B: Typical for his kind.

by sneekix November 23, 2006