John Marston

1) A badass!

2) A loyal friend. In spite some character flaws such as not being able to swim.

3) One who is the opposite of a simp.

John Marston defied his wife's protest to walked up a mountain taking out shit heads left and right to avenge a fellow fallen bad ass.

by Darth Ruin December 28, 2023

Joto Mayoto

The name i call my cat when he starts meowing for food and wont shut the fuck up until i give it to him sometimes bear can be a bitch no offence smokey bear

Bear im making the food stop being a Joto Mayoto

by Wawey March 5, 2024

Mojo Maroon’s

also referred to as “Mojo’s” or “Jo’s”, it is your destination for the typical degenerate. Shitty liquor drinks and shitters flock by the hundreds. An excellent place to get black out and sack some turdass. Hail State. Fuck Ole Miss.

bro i just bombed my final, lets go get black out at Mojo Maroon’s.

by bulldogginurmom27 June 12, 2024

Empyrio Merotoliz (Perianal Abscess): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Empyrio Merotoliz (Perianal Abscess): The First Juvenile Release

by AnyFrequencyAuditor January 28, 2025

Abigail marston

To describe that your wife/girlfriend is a fucking whore

Greg heffley: holy shit holly hills is like abigail marston

Chirag: thats crazy

Pete kowalski: 💀

by joshua lionel cowen September 3, 2025

John Marston’d

To be outnumbered by your enemies and shot many times

“Dude it’s 1 v 7, he’s not clutchi- yeah there we go, John Marston’d.”

by JimmyJimmersonThe6th January 8, 2026

Pulling a Marston

Getting him put on all your credit cards when he wants to have a baby with everybody

TIME FOR SOME CHEMICAL CASTRATION. SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN PULLING A MARSTON.

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022