Mario and Lauren

A mario and a Lauren are mentally and physically empowered in every sense. These two together are like the Big Bang to a stick of dinamite, there's no comparison. These two ooze excellence. When there's a task at hand at hand they never fail to conquer it. You can characterize these two as perfect . These two are some sexy beasts. When they walk in the room the whole crowd looks at them like whaaat!. Their sexual appetite for one another unmatched. They are like lions in mating season. "This shit is raw"! Above all else their love for one another is deep and pure, untainted. And they both know how to move their ass in a circle. People say that Shakira ain't got nothing on them. Bootylishes is an understatement. These two put the power into power couple.. yaass

A couple went skydiving and a the bottom they caught the handles to a zip line. Zip lined down Mount Everest did 20 front flips into a car and spiraticaly turned into a fire breathing dragon. Then flew the dragon to a tropical pineapple tree after getting the pineapples from the tree. After they flew the dragon to Dubai they drank thee best smoothie. These too were doing the Mario and Lauren.

by Phonesexxx January 11, 2017

gangsta mario

Mario except its not Mario its Lil pump on Halloween.

gangsta Mario is a great costume idea am I right.

by gangsta mario December 19, 2019

gangstah mario

gangstah mario killed my mom and took my children, i cant get mad at him tho, he's gangstah mario. this is life...

Gangstah mario took my children jappu.... hes so swag tho what a hottie

by I peed my pant s July 2, 2020

Marios Vives

Pame ligo vives nai re aragma yeah

Kris: wow... you're pure vives
Marios: i know.. I'm literally Marios Vives

by Acab1312Tsek July 3, 2020

Mario Dick

A dick that is short and fat. comparable with the fact Mario and Luigi have different heights and weights.
Basically a chode.

Hahaha Jamie really has a Mario Dick!

by tommyboygamer123 July 6, 2020

Mario Stomp

To leap into the air and come down in such a manner that your foot stomps someone or something, preferably someone's face or head. This comes from the manner in which Mario from the Nintendo video game series defeats most of his opponents.

If Michael Jordan were a Street Fighter character, he would Mario Stomp M Bison as his special move.

by Bizarro Ninja July 28, 2011

Mario movie

A pretty decent movie that gets a lot of hate even though it’s not that bad if you think otherwise you are an annoying 5 year old who thinks Roblox is the best thing ever

Man no 1:
The Mario movie was pretty fun

Woman no 1:
No it wasn’t it was trash

Man no 1:

Well you’re 5 and love Roblox you L

by Eueje April 11, 2023