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Beyond Magnetic

An EP by Metallica. It was the songs that were going to be on Death Magnetic, but did not appear on the album. They are untouched, untuned, and not well developed, but worth buying for the complete collection.
Guy1:Hey, I just got Death Magnetic!
Guy2:I have Beyond Magnetic.

Guy1:Ain't that the other songs that were going to be on my album?
Guy2:Yup!
by AC_DC January 10, 2014
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splooge magnet

guy1: did you hear, paris hilton has a new sex tape
guy2: again? what a splooge magnet
by Carlo999 June 30, 2011
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prune magnet

Izzy gets so much action, he’s a real prune magnet!
by Scentedmeat September 20, 2018
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Pain Magnet

No matter what this person does, they'll get hurt. They're very unlucky, and even the best of situations can be ruined within a few seconds. Pain Magnets tend to be very kind though... Well... Unless you do something to make them angry. Then they'll cause you pain, or at least try to.
Pain Magnet: Well, it hurt to walk, but I managed to do some of the stuff I had to do
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Pain Magnet: And all this happened because my sister forgot a toy duck in the car
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Other Person That I Didn't Name: Worse things may happen... Y'know... Since you're a pain magnet, but you'll be able to persevere!
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buzz magnets

A magnet that buzzes when you throw them in the air
Guy 1 I'm bored

Guy 2 hay I have buzz magnets
Guy 1 yay
by 👩👩+☕ March 6, 2021
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mammary magnetism

An irresistibly-strong EMF-field produced by female breast-tissue, and which reacts with the iron in a man's blood and forcibly draws him towards said sumptuous chest-pillows. Just like a regular lodestone, "size matters" --- the greater the quantity (or should I say, "quantitty") of said "polar protoplasm", the stronger the magnetic pull it produces; this is why guys tend to be more attracted to gals with bigger boobs.
Buxom gal: I tried the old "tinfoil hat" strategy --- i.e., lining my bras/bikini-tops with aluminum food-wrap --- in the hopes that it would reduce my mammary magnetism, but I didn't really notice much difference... guys still keep staring at my boobs and trying to feel me up whenever they have a chance.
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
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prick magnet

noun. a person who can never find a nice guy, and only seems to attract douche bags/assholes etc.
Dude 1: Man, I feel sorry for Sarah. She cant ever find a good guy.
Dude 2: Yea, you are so right. She is a prick magnet.
by ihud March 5, 2011
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