pulls bare birds yano, can literally destroy any conversation with one sentence, also has the powers to control and persuade any mofo including himself to do anything of his command. Luke's normally hang around with lower class people to improve his self confidence and ego. Luke's will only go for a chick if she is above an 8, anything under an 8 is considered pure dirt from a Luke.
#Girl 1 Yo dat new kid luke yeh hes a mad pengting init
#Girl 2 i dont want legs anymore, bring that dick here
#Girl 2 i dont want legs anymore, bring that dick here
by Luke_ismonkey August 26, 2018
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by Puppy_love124 October 9, 2019
Get the Luke mug.Luke tries to be the biggest homie hopper out of his friends. unfortunately that is the only 'big' thing he has going for him. if you want a vinnie hacker 2.0, lukey pukey is your go-to. mr. never sober is good with kids, but not with a skateboard. his hobbies include, searching for his missing crystals, and the missing piece in his life. which he is conviced he has found. if you are not a girl that is around 5'6-5'8, and is not in the grade below, keep looking because luke does not want you. Luke's only way of flirting is by telling girls to shut up and making them wear his lice-infested hat. lukes lips are bigger than his dick and that is a promise. kinda bite worthy though. (please never say that again miss girl). sorry my friend is a little obsessed with luke. you may think he his hot, but before you get too far along with this luke guy, make him move his hair out of his face. beware his actions are very different from his words. and his words usually are making fun of his friends...and urs.
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