by deahenle January 31, 2006
A person who gets sexual gratification from eating shit and/or rubbing shit on themselves and/or having someone shit on them.
That dude is a skat lover.
by Tommy K. June 11, 2005
Undergarment covering the collar-line and shoulders, including the underarms. The inverse of a wife-beater.
"Why bother wearing a wife-beater as an undershirt? It doesn't protect your dress shirt from the only part of you that gets it dirty--your armpits. That's why I started wearing wife-lovers."
by citrus_warrior February 13, 2010
EXAMPLE:
' At the next table, also alone, was Cyprian Ukwende, the Indaro, the Nigerian . . .
. . . ' He needed a woman, too, or a bunch of women who would fuck him hundreds of times a week, because he was so full of lust and jism all the time. And he ached to be with his Indaro relatives. Back home, he had six hundred relatives he knew by name.
' Ukwende's face was impassive as he ordered the Number Three Breakfast with whole-wheat toast. Behind his mask was a young man in the terminal stages of nostalgia and lover's nuts. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 11 (Pages 92 - 93).
' At the next table, also alone, was Cyprian Ukwende, the Indaro, the Nigerian . . .
. . . ' He needed a woman, too, or a bunch of women who would fuck him hundreds of times a week, because he was so full of lust and jism all the time. And he ached to be with his Indaro relatives. Back home, he had six hundred relatives he knew by name.
' Ukwende's face was impassive as he ordered the Number Three Breakfast with whole-wheat toast. Behind his mask was a young man in the terminal stages of nostalgia and lover's nuts. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 11 (Pages 92 - 93).
by Dinkum February 25, 2014
by chrisstagg88 July 02, 2006
a person that loves a man of iraqi descent but cheats on him with a man of asian descent. he also has the hardest grip in the world, especially on hard, long, juicy objects. has the greatest side burns ever known to mankind.
selwyn: eww hanan, wht happened to ur side burns?
andrew: yeah, i saw em all the way from runescape!
Hanan: i was griping my razor really hard, and shaved them off!!!
Hanan: wht can i say i am a Rahomo lover.
andrew: yeah, i saw em all the way from runescape!
Hanan: i was griping my razor really hard, and shaved them off!!!
Hanan: wht can i say i am a Rahomo lover.
by KING HANJOB THE TAMIL February 21, 2009
The person who is always sexually available and willing to indulge all of your fantasies when your real life partner will not. This person could be a pop icon, the hottie next door, an office co-worker or the one you masturbate to. Also the title of a cheesy Atlanta Rhythm Section song from 1978.
Last Friday Greg stared down at his Gin and Tonic alone at the bar, went home, and jacked off to his imaginary lover.
by Metrosexual Caveman September 04, 2010