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nose load

When attempting to ejaculate on a person's face but the shot accidentally/purposefully goes into one or both of the nostrils thus causing a runny semen nose. This is also referred to as the mistaken angry dragon. When successfully attempted, sexual reward should be due.
I tried to finish on her face but accidentally gave her a nose load.
by Nose-lover February 9, 2018
mugGet the nose loadmug.

holy load

To masturbate during church services and blow your wad while concentrating on the pastor's/Preist's wife, knowing that jesus is also watching, then commence to shaking hands with the congregation after service to spread the love!!!!
Hello my brother (shaking hands) that service was so awesome I just have to share my HOLY LOAD with everyone!!!!
by bosshogg00 July 31, 2009
mugGet the holy loadmug.

Astro-load

The action of having an un-normal amount of people inside your vehicle. Its name arriving from the famous astro van.
ah, man. I got an Astro-load of people!
by Johnnyboy5 March 13, 2011
mugGet the Astro-loadmug.

Loaded Potato

Where 10 homeless guys jack off into a soda can. Once they are all done someone smashes it
Guy1: Dood! I just saw some homeless guys do a loaded potato!
Guy2: No way! Really?!
by Guzzler Of Cum April 10, 2017
mugGet the Loaded Potatomug.

Booteh Load

Shit ton? Screw it, booteh load is the way to go.
A: Did you buy yogurt?

B: Yep. A booteh load of yogurt bro.
A: Hell yeah.
by Bread Lord January 22, 2021
mugGet the Booteh Loadmug.

Musket load

Musket loading or musket load, is the act of applying a used pinch of dip to a woman’s asshole and proceeding to ram it in with ones meat sword, until fully loaded.
Phil: “How did last night go with Mrs. Bairds?”
Carter: “Well I gave her a musket load”
Phil:”Wicked, did she shoot off after?”
Carter: “Yeah, you can tell by the way that it is
by Skrimp pimp February 21, 2020
mugGet the Musket loadmug.

load pike

a made up curse word used by young children in the 70's
jordan: ugh, i hate john so much!

leif: i know right, he is such a load pike!
by leif dodel January 13, 2011
mugGet the load pikemug.

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