lifted truck

Guys lift there trucks to show there penis size. The bigger the lift the smaller there penis is

just drove by a lifted truck with a 6 inch lift on it, he has a small dick

by TruthTeller10656 June 3, 2016

Lester

That douchebag who is good at pretty much everything and has a lot of punky friends.

"Dude, that guy is such a Lester.

by DBD_Ninjuh May 20, 2015

lisette

a person who is full of themself
and thinks very highly of themselves. the worst part is you cant help but love them

that person is a lisette

by apersonwhocaresaboutu July 10, 2008

Lisbel

Someone who is on every fashion trend at all times, takes care of themselves, and know how to life their life to the fullest. They are always to busy to deal with you but are sweet when you can catch them.

Lisbel is usually sweet and kind but cut em off and they will go after you like you took there child...over any incident!

Hey your outfit is so lisbel today!

by Lezzlie February 4, 2010

Listen to Jack Johnson

Masturbation. Since Jack Johnson the singer/songwriter produces calming and stress relieving music and due to his nomenclature.

She really wanted to just watch Netflix; I'm going to go home and listen to Jack Johnson.

by TheDailyOne February 28, 2016

yeah me too but listen

A phrase used to diminish the significance of what was just said; used as a synonym for "i don't really care what you just said".

John: I had a horrible day yesterday, I lost my wallet and my girlfriend dumped me.

Joey: Yeah me too but listen.

by Akhan91 July 28, 2011

Lasted Longer Than Kim's Marriage

Usually goes after something short, since Kim Kardashian's marriage was only 72 days

The sex lasted longer than kim's marriage at least.

by simskizzle November 4, 2011