Guy 1. I took my girlfriend to the Mona Lisa yesterday
Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?
Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.
Guy 2. You took her for a piercing where a beauty mark should be? Stroked her with such skill that she moaned?
Guy 1. No, you muppet, it's a painting.
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Liola is an alright person who can be really, really annoying sometimes. However she never puts her own wants in front of others and she always takes the time to think of something nice to say. She is someone who never ceases to astound at how much she wont stop talking and blabbering on about nonsense for hours at a time, yet still she takes my breath away at how amazing she is at everything she does, and how much she tries to please everyone else.
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Get the Liola mug.She lieks to do da cha cha. She has sweetcorn teeth and likes bawbag's on her face. When she says 'I love you' she means that she loves you in the saK. She smells of vomit and urine and dresses up with a strap on Stevie. You will find her in your bedroom at night, if you catch her that is. She likes to put her s'plasshole on young kiddies face like mmmmm. Lisa is a overrated, over priced park and ride. However, to ride.. you don't NEED to park. She likes to lick toenails and hear the crunch. She smells of garlic.
"Mommy, is that you?"
.."If I say yes, will you stop struggling and go back to sleep.."
YASSS MAN, GEEZ SOME GREEN GIANT SWEETCORN.
*GRABS A LISA, Plucks all teeth.
Lisa Dalzell, your a queer.. get your Stevie out of my gob.
.."If I say yes, will you stop struggling and go back to sleep.."
YASSS MAN, GEEZ SOME GREEN GIANT SWEETCORN.
*GRABS A LISA, Plucks all teeth.
Lisa Dalzell, your a queer.. get your Stevie out of my gob.
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Get the Lillaged mug.A really cool person who can be a mean person on the outside but sweet inside. And is sometimes judged, as well as scared of people. People are her least liked thing. She can have characteristics of a potato but is not one. Because that's stupid.
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she has participated in many project over the years that as friends ,the comeback mad about you, easy a ,Web therapy and more.
She is most known for her character and Friends Phoebe buffay.
She has won an Emmy for her role as Phoebe buffay in the category of best supporting actress in a comedy series in the year 1998.
she has participated in many project over the years that as friends ,the comeback mad about you, easy a ,Web therapy and more.
She is most known for her character and Friends Phoebe buffay.
She has won an Emmy for her role as Phoebe buffay in the category of best supporting actress in a comedy series in the year 1998.
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