libido

The vanity license plate of an individual with an incredibly small penis.

The guy who owns that car with the libido license plate must be compensating for something.

by Moustapha Chadwick June 18, 2005

labian

1. (n) One who possesses labia, ie, a woman
2. (n) One who possesses characteristics of one who possesses labia

Bob: I'm tired, hot, bloated, hungry, and cranky. Like, all the time...
John: Oh, stop being such a labian...

by tojz July 10, 2005

Lazy Labia

A medical condition when one or both lips of a woman's labia turn in or out and/ or do not appear to work together. Though medically it is considered a matter of opinion, some say a lazy labia effect's one's ability to correctly judge the depth of the afflicted vagina. A popular layman’s description of a lazy labia is that the woman’s vagina appears to have suffered a stroke.

Person 1: Dude did you score with Hally last night?

Person 2: I had to hit that doggy style, seeing her lazy labia made it hard for me to keep a boner!

by T.J. Kerr August 7, 2012

labial contusion

Latin for bruised vagina.
A term used when a male friend says he doesn't want to come out but doesn't have a real excuse.

Dave: "Hey Paul do you want to come mountain biking with us this weekend?"
Paul: "No I can't this weekend."
Dave: "Why not? Do you have a labial contusion?"

by AdamV August 28, 2006

libala

a very special case of person, refrence timmah or libalau noted as "timmy". a.k.a. "wearer of the red helmet".

Me: Hey, libala... were going to the strip club.
Libala: I cant, i have to go visit my grandma.

by hazlo May 21, 2006

libidate

A type of horse that eats other horses scrodems.

During mating season the male libidate will bite off the the scrodem of rival males.

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

Libidoliscious

Any visual or other sensual action that enhances the libio of either sex.

His tight ass, and smooth voice was extremely libidoliscious.

Her pony tail, and tight sweater were libidoliscious to the boys sitting on the bench during the football game.

by LCMPP February 4, 2010