pecker leach

1: a woman who luvs to suck the shit outta some dick
2: someone who is a total asshole

My girlfriend is a pecker leach......: Both definitions covered

by mad wiccan May 3, 2003

sub-legal

a non-illegal form of doing something that is a loophole around the law.

James: "I got a ton of new songs!!!"
Chris:"Dude, how did you get all of that?"
James:"well I got it sorta sub-legally"

by Wolfemother April 25, 2008

Boston Legal

Enjoying a quiet, private drink (preferably brandy or whiskey) with a best friend in a secluded spot while mulling over the days events, discussing life's finer points and pondering hypothetical future situations

Paul: Today's been insane, want to shot out for a Boston Legal?

In the pub, only two there, sitting in the corner enjoying a whiskey

Paul: Do you ever think that if you needed a kidney, someone you know would step forward?

John: *ponders for a moment* I'd like to think I'd step up for you *quietly returns to enjoying whiskey*

by ContagiousOutrageous September 26, 2013

Sneaky White Legalese

Advanced diction utilized by white persons when engaged in a business transaction with minorities so as to gain a material advantage in the deal or transaction.

"In the event of a breach of contract dispute, both parties agree that Arbitration meetings will be held in Simi Valley!

Translation of said Sneaky White Legalese: We found the Rodney King Police Officers innocent of criminal charges, how confident do you minorities feel about winning this contract dispute?

by Matt September 25, 2007

legacy

Applicant admitted to a selective school partially because their parent(s) also went there.

Is legacy admission unfair?

by Setsuna September 14, 2004

Legal Document

One who abides by all laws, loves to play cop man, is a snitch, goes and gets coffee every morning to patrol the school parking lot, makes you have parent permission for everything, doesn't care to trust anybody, very uptight, has their head up their ass, usually is someone in higher authority than you, reports crime, and follows the dress code every day at work or school. This person follows all of the rules, even lame rules.

"Sir, do you have a pass? No? What is that a phone, give me your phone."

"Well, my friend, you are a Legal Document for trying to be so law-like."

by Elite Enemy December 29, 2007

legally by law

when something is or becomes legal, based on stipulations by a law.

Im just kidding, it doesnt mean shit. It's really just a heavily over used phrase we use to sound smart. 50% of the time it works all the time.

It's like going to Mcdonalds and ordering a cheeseburger with cheese.

"It's not my fault you signed docs on an A.R.M, your house payment is now $6080.27, and that's not something that was just made up. You owe it, legally by law "

by Rob$ June 26, 2008