kidney lead

The thing you have if a bullet travels up your urethra and into your kidneys

Jim: Aw fuck, some wanker gave me kidney lead!
Tommy: Just piss it out.

by Thebirdman567 May 14, 2021

all roads lead to rome

an idiom for "No matter what path or way you do something, the outcome/ending will always be the same"
Sometimes used to harass happy couples

Guy 1: I love my beautiful girlfriend she's so kind and sweet to me
Guy 2: All roads lead to Rome
Guy 1: Fuck off

by skinslicer27 October 7, 2025

lead paint stare

The blank, extremely prolonged, empty, silent stare that boomers give you when you do something they dislike. The delayed reaction is likely caused by brain damage from years of lead paint inhalation.

When I asked that old man to please stop trying to skip me in line, I got hit with the lead paint stare for a good 45 seconds.

by Cheeztaem February 6, 2024

shop lead

something that is very gay. it is put in place so the teacher does not have to do anything but sit there

Teacher and mini teacher

by mike November 13, 2003

Lead paint stare

a term to describe an out of touch/delusional/stupid elderly person, that acts weird. "lead paint stare" is something some old people have, making them look like they're not really there, said to be an effect of lead poisoning.
why its used to describe old people is because someone near the age of your grandmother, most likely had their walls painted with paint, which contains lead, hence the lead poisoning.

shorter version: old fella has wall paint with lead, and it makes him act and look weird.

guy 1: that old person looks weird af
guy 2: yeah old person got that lead paint stare.

by moldy carpet March 19, 2024

THE WORLD'S LEADING EXPERT

And YES, Douglarse. I AM.

Hym "I'm actually the first person to uncover this as a sociological phenomenon and I have been studying it for 15 years! So YES! THE WORLD'S LEADING EXPERT in this. I am the first person put THIS into explicit terms. This WHY schizophrenics think they are the prophet. Because you are doing to them the thing that Iblis does TO THE PROPHETS!"

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

i lead you to die

incredible teleboarder. see teleboards.

I Lead You To Die is my god.

by Mike. January 29, 2005