laidover

Having sex at an airport while waiting for your next flight.

Noun -I had a wonderful laidover during my 3 hour wait for my flight to Rio from Boise.

Verb - I got laidover in Detroit during a snowstorm and can’t wait for the next storm!!

by @BigMac November 20, 2022

Landon Shaw

Son of John Shaw III. Has the hottest mom and baddest cousins. He thinks every girl is bad even mid ones. Packing a 2 inch but he’s secretly an abnormal grower. Can grow up to 9 inches. His sex scale is comparable to James Chen.

Oh my god. Landon Shaw railed me so hard that I thought I was having sex with James Chen

by Brxsr January 12, 2023

LandoCurry

This word describes someone who decides to order curry and land on it.

LandoCurry means "Omg guys he landed on the curry he got da rizz!!!!!!"

by LandoCurry February 18, 2023

LandonDid

another word for Jeffery Epstein.

Person one: Three, You’re just like a LandonDid.

Person two: I don’t blame you.
Person three: ;)
Person four: what

by anna face March 13, 2023

Lado

It is an experienced punjabi word to call someone Lado and can be both feminine and masculine. It means love resurfacing in and love resurfacing out and there for a very true and loving meaning, that normally closer relatives use to speak with eachother but primarily there kids. It is used in bigger punjabi families especially Sikh Punjabis.

What does lado want to eat?

by GEO8234 March 22, 2023

Landon Boice

is a specimen of human with a small shlong

There is Landon Boice, I bet his shlong is small

by Scooby Snaxcks April 19, 2023

Lando

Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk?
Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?
I have a wonderful wife, I have a powerful job
She criticizes me for being egocentric (Ha-ha-ha-ha!)
You practice your mannerisms into the wall
If this mirror were clearer I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds (circle in for the kill)
I've been you, I know you, your façade is a scam
You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am
I've been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme
Detective undercover, brotherhood, objective: obscene
Oh, no, no, oh, yeah

STOP POSTING ABOUT LANDORUS I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT!!! MY FRIENDS ON T*KTOK SEND ME "DO YOU LIKE HOW I WALK?", ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING "DO YOU LIKE HOW I TALK?" I WAS IN A SERVER, RIGHT? AND AAAAAALL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST LANDORUS STUFF! I--- I SHOWED MY LANDORUS UNDERWEAR TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND THE LOGO--- I FLIPPED IT, AND I SAID, "HEY BABE, DO YOU LIKE HOW MY FACE DISINTEGRATES INTO CHALK?" HAHA!!! FLINCH FLINCH FLINCH FLINCH FLINCH FLINCH FLINCH, FLI-FLI-FLINCH! I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "I HAVE A WONDERFUL WIFE" I LOOKED AT MY TEAMBUILDER, I THINK OF LANDORUS' POWERFUL JOB AND I GO "POWERFUL JOB? MORE LIKE SHE CRITICIZES ME FOR BEING EGOCENTRIC!" HA HA HA HA

by Breezai May 8, 2023