Laura Bush

A characterization of a bowel movement so forceful and voluminous that the bowl of the toilet actually cracks from the impact. Generally accompanied by a cloud of masonry dust kicked up from the toilet's destruction.

Dude, do not go in that bathroom. I ate Chipotle for three straight days, and I just pulled a major Laura Bush!

Laura Bush by TheMarkSanford1 February 23, 2011

Laura and Adam 

The cutest and hammiest couple in the existence of time. They put other relationships to shame with their amazing spontaneous parking lot sex, which usually involves an awkward getaway. Among other kinky adventures, their obvious and subtle cuteness and perfectness are unmatched. <3

Person1:"You see that couple over there? They're so cute!"
Person2:"Yeah, I bet they have great sex too"

Random bystander:"Who Laura and Adam? Yeah they do, I kicked them off of my driveway last week."

Laura and Adam by JesusHimself2 May 19, 2009

laura-jayne 

A very sexy being.
Rather good in bed. Likes men. Can be pretty when she tries.
Mouthy, very fit though.

"Oh my god, she's such a Laura-Jayne."

laura-jayne by Ja R January 11, 2008

Laura-Lea 

ridiculously sexy and exciting.

Last night was so Laura-Lea.

Laura-Lea by Gingergirl78 February 4, 2010

Laura Dern's 

(n.) Jeans that are worn very high on the waist, usually reaching four inches above the navel. Very unflattering and popularized by Laura Dern in the film "Jurassic Park".

Australian Guy: "We're being hunted."
Laura Dern: "Oh, God."
Australian Guy: "It's alright.'
Laura Dern: "Like hell it is."
Australian Guy: "Go...run for the shed....GO!"

::LAURA DERN RUNS TO THE SHED WITH HER LAURA DERN'S (JEAN SHORTS!!11ONE) OHHHH SHIT::

Laura Dern's by G.Nuh April 1, 2007

laura’d 

That moment after you put worth a ton of effort to convey an idea or the details about a party (etc etc etc) to someone over text and he/she replies with “👍” and says nothing more!
If this has ever happened to you then you have definitely been Laura’d.

I spent 10 whole minutes writing the most wonderful ‘I Love You’ text to my wife and all she replies with is “👍”...Fudge Nuggets, I’ve just been Laura’d!!!

laura’d by Noble_Piglet January 15, 2019

Laura Bartley

Laura Bartley is the north East’s finest English teacher. Sometimes she can get boring when she waffles on about poems and wanks off socialism, she also fancy’s Adam Taylor.

“Jack what do you think off Laura Bartley”
“Top grafter”

Laura Bartley by Seth creswells smegma April 29, 2021