Landon Garrison martini

The perfect foundation drink combination. 1 part strawberry fruitopia, 2 parts Barq’s root beer, 2 parts Coca Cola Zero. No ice (already chilled to perfection)

Fake hustlers have swamp water, real niggas have a Landon garrison martini

by Agent000 July 31, 2023

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Fetus Lagoon

A body of water consisting primarily of the unwanted fetal remains, usually gathered/stolen from abortion clinic's and/or adoption agency's waste.

The murky waters of the Fetus Lagoon provides an abundance of food for the native fauna.

by andyholloway December 18, 2009

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postin' lang

Trash talking another person.

Person 1: Yo man let's roll, ______ was postin' lang

Person 2: Finna beat the fuck out that fuckboy

by Yung Stoke December 19, 2012

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The type of guy to get his dick stuck in a wrench. He is usually extremely retarded and has many mental problems. He usually sucks at brisk and on some occasions has mild cases of down syndrome. "Very Sad". To spot the rare specimen, he can be found wearing women's clothing with pubes for hair and begging little children for hand jobs. (idek if he has a dick).

Holly crap, did u see anthony landolfi earlier today??
-Yeah, he was acting all wierd!>
Thats a normal day for him!!

by _xXMinecraftXCODXNewbXx_ June 8, 2017

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Dirty Lang

The Dirty Lang is when your friend had too much to drink the night before and is feeling sick in the morning, being the good friend you are you head on over and give your friend a reach around when he's puking in the toilet

Stock saw his friend Beej hovered over the toilet and he said, "The only thing that's going to cure that hangover is a Dirty Lang"

by Ktothemotherfinglyle August 18, 2017

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