Lando

Lando is the coolest person ever. Lando is just that guy and has many friends. Lando has max rizz and wears the most rizzaroli items. You’ll never meet another friend like Lando as he is very respectful. Lando is the friend who will always be by your side and never betray you (Unlike in Star Wars). Lando is a hero and will always help in anyway he can. Lando is the best.

Person 1: Brad is such a Lando.

Person 2: Yeah I can’t believe he save all those children from that burning building!

by GruntGuy October 8, 2023

Landon stephens

A professional nba superstar known for dazzling the female genre of black people. Another definition could be a loner who has never seen the forbidden fish in his life

“Oh gosh that man is a real Landon stephens”

“Wow, I’ve never seen such a Landon Stephens in my life.”

by Therealsigmaalfa October 25, 2023

Canine Landmine

An unfortunate stinky, gift left by a dog and his/her thoughless owner.

"I walked down to the mailbox and stepped in a Canine Landmine"

by NorCalGal January 3, 2013

The Landmine

After a one-night stand with a club slut, cum in her high heel when she's in the bathroom. When she goes to put the shoe back on, she'll feel it and jump away, like she stepped on a landmine.

While she was in the shower, I laid the landmine in her shoe!

by Dr. Chesterfield January 1, 2015

swedish landmine

When you fart in a cup and set it on a table and someone unknowingly picks it up and smells the fart

Oh dude, you laid down another Swedish landmine, aww Taco Bell.

by Wildstorm867 April 26, 2015

emotional landmine

Seeing Facebook memories pop up in your newsfeed after a break up

I'm avoiding Facebook this week for all the emotional landmines that they want me to share!

by thegoodex August 7, 2017

Jack landon

Nonce who likes kids and dates and chats up 13 year olds when he's 17

Jack landon is a nonce

by Ihatejacklandon March 17, 2020