If Bob Clenedin Express To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles That The Idea Symbol Is A Direcotr Chair One More Time, I will Dedicate My Life To Lance At A Vagina Then Become A Pick Up Artist

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

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Lance peterson

A really hot guy who loves legos and weightlifting to push down the pain.

1:you know who’s hot?
2:definitely Lance Peterson

by Yellownote April 21, 2022

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Lance: person and somethings thing.can be used a as swear word or being late. Sex drive if a mad man but not always in full function :(. Would go to the ends of the earth for you or beat the shit out of you if necessary. Only person who can piss you off and you’re still out mad

When will he be here, oh he’s on lance time so about a week.

by Waiting for Superman November 7, 2021

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a sexy piece of meat that is really hot

damn that is a lance

by king og March 24, 2023

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Lance is one of the most adorable, hilarious guys you’ve ever met. He has many “friends”, though is only close with a few. He has a sweet baby face, with dark, curly hair. He is tall and fairly skinny, though working on those gains. You probably have a crush on him, and are too scared to tell him. The way he talks to you may come off as mean, but deep down he enjoys hanging out with you. That’s what you hope, at least. The more you get to know him, the more apparent it becomes that you are helplessly in love with him. You feel stupid because you don’t know him well enough to truly “love” him, he’s just so hard to resist. With each passing day you start to realize he will never reciprocate these feelings. If he knew you liked him, he wouldn’t care. Or worse, he’d say “ewwww”. This makes you sad, but doesn’t keep you from thinking about him. You dwell on the fact that you two are not even friends. You understand that he does not care about you enough to even say “hi” when you pass in the halls. At this point you are not concerned about being in a relationship with him, you are just longing to be in a friendship. You don’t need to be best friends, you just wish he would acknowledge that you exist. You still love him though. Because he is a Lance. If you find one, never let go.

“damn, i wish Lance cared about me”

“he does, he just doesn’t know how to show it”

by sweater_weather September 24, 2019

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Lance is a really hot and sweet guy. He always brings a smile to you whenever you see him. He would always share some personal information to you if you are close with him. Every time you sit next to him, your heart races and eventually have a crush on him easily. He’s a really cute guy and has a very good fashion sense, would do anything to make you happy 😍

“Hey is that Lance? He’s so hottt!!!”
“I KNOW RIGHTTT LANCE IS LIKE MY PRINCE IN A SHINING ARMOUR 😍 I WISH I COULD GET HIS NUMBER!”

by LanceTan I Love You Only~ September 30, 2021

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