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Lock Haven

The city of Lock Haven is the county seat of Clinton County, in the U.S. state of Pennsylvania. Located near the confluence of the West Branch Susquehanna River and Bald Eagle Creek, At the 2000 census, Lock Haven's population was 9,149. Built on a site long favored by pre-European peoples, Lock Haven began in 1833 as a timber town and a haven for loggers, boatmen, and other travelers on the river or the canal. A light-aircraft factory, a college, and a paper mill, and many more smaller enterprises are present in Lock Haven. A levee or as it is called in Lock Haven "the Dyke", completed in 1995, protects the city from further flooding. While industry remains important to the city, about a third of Lock Haven's workforce is employed in education, health care, or social services.

Some words of advice: A lot of the men and woman in Lock Haven are back stabbers and nosy cunts.
"I am from Lock Haven, but I am not an asshole like most the others that live there"
"Lock Haven was flooded really bad in what we call The flood of 1972"

"Most the people in Lock haven are addicted to some type of drug. Even teachers and child social workers"
by Shadow_Assassin August 11, 2016
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Turd locked

Jimmy has been turd locked since last week!
by izayo102 January 10, 2013
mugGet the Turd lockedmug.

Tizum Lock

This refers to the trevnoir/milotic archetype where the lock is not strong enough to be considered a hard lock, so instead we categorize it as a "Tizum Lock"
Damn, i just lost to fuckin tizum lock."
by RudyWade February 25, 2020
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land-locked

Being unable to move for fear of someone seeing your erection
Hey Randy, want to go get some cheeseburgers?

I'm pretty land-locked right now, give me about 5 minutes.
by Melvin the Window Licker March 20, 2014
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lock popper

Someone who frequently bangs chicks that were once thought to be unfuckable.
You, you're never gonna get laid. But this guy...he's a master lock popper!
by The Jester July 9, 2006
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muff-lock

The act of two females (preferably lipstick lesbians) engaging in each other's bodies in a sort of a locking fashion by connecting one's mouth to the other's snatch and vice versa.
Dude 1: I was surfing some online porn the other day and came across a mean muff-lock.

Dude 2: Nice! Were they hot?

Dude 1: Of course, any chic playing in the box is hot!
by Beauhemian November 6, 2008
mugGet the muff-lockmug.

Cock Lock

When you tie your dick around your bike so nobody can steal it.
I forgot my combination lock at home, I guess I’ll just have to use the cock lock again.
by hitlersashes December 9, 2019
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