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London

London is the capital city of the UK, and also the largest. Its VERY multicualtural and one of the great cities of the world, on a par with New York, Paris, Tokyo. Its a city of contrast, its a wealthy place of royalty, upperclass and celebrity, a tourist haven and a place of great culture. And at the same time, its a bleak, impoverished, violent, crime ridden hell hole, where street gangs make peoples lives a misery, people are shot and stabbed just for looking at someone the wrong way, disilusioned teens steal your cars and then torch them on wasteland and drug addicted single mothers stuggle paying to feed their drug addicted kids.

London is a great place to live, if you have money. If your poor, then living in London can be a brutal and nightmarish experience.
London, its good, really good in places, but in some of its bad, but at least its not as bad as Manchester (my current residence).
by mancunian by popular demand October 5, 2008
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London Ontario

London Ontario sucks ass. Everyone I have met from this city is either a hick, or a wigga. It is a tiny, pethetic version of Toronto (which in itself is a shitty town) which gained most of its current population by old Toronto WASPS moving their because they were affraid of Black people. The downtown is a hollowed out urban renual zone second only to Detroit (which is a much better city). The rest of the city is made up of identically malled intersections. Western is a shitty school where dumb sluts go to rope a dorky business student who is none the wiser to how many cocks she sucked in high school.
Fuck London Ontario, and all 365,000 residents.
by mass December 13, 2008
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london

Where I would like to live, where I want to go to college. THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD!
by Maria January 9, 2005
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london bridge

the act of having a london bridge doing down is the act of a woman getting so worked-up and wet that her pair of panties drop to her knees creating a bridge between her legs
I was so turned on I had to drop my panties and it was like the london bridge going down
by bargunner September 6, 2006
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london

The prettiest, most amazing girlie you will ever meet in your entire life and beyond. Everyone loves her!
guy 1- hey, do you see that girl over there?
guy 2- yeh
guy 1- she's so hot she has to be a london.
by darbmister3000 October 1, 2011
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london air break release

When a couple is performing vaginal sex in the doggie style position. The male licks both thumbs, puts them together, inserts them into the females anus, and pulls them apart. This action stretches the anus releasing any built up gas. The releasing of this gas makes a sound similar to the releasing of excess air on a semi-trucks air breaks.
Dude, I was pluggin' Staci last night and right before I exploded in ecstasy. I gave her the ol' London air break release. Without getting into too much detail, I will tell you that she must have had cabbage for dinner.
by Danimal107 March 10, 2008
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London Dungeon

A sex move in which the woman lies with her back on the floor and the man locks her face between his thighs. The man then proceeds to defecate on the woman's face, who cannot avoid the falling feces due to her 'dungeon' like condition.
Sam gave Alana a London Dungeon while she was sleeping, and she had pink eye when she woke up.
by Centristi March 28, 2009
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