Lolli-liggy-laggy-logger

When someone gets drunk off of laced lolli-pops then gives you head.

I was at that party last night man, and this sexy girl gave me a nice lolli-liggy-laggy-logger.

by dontshakethejake November 4, 2012

table-legged

The act of attempting to level a wobbly table that has one leg shorter than the others. Usually resulting in reducing a dinner table to the height of a coffee table.

I just table-legged my haircut, (by trying to even out the ends).

by JD Too February 18, 2013

tight legged

Adjective

A person, especially female who is too pure and demure to an extent where they are intolerable towards anything sexual. It is as if like they have their legs crossed so tightly that they do not want any foreign object from touching the area between their legs.

1. Sarah is such a tight legged person who will judge you badly for making sexual references in front of her.

2. Beneath the tight legged behaviour of Michelle, actually lies a sex deprived maniac.

by chew_jkj March 31, 2015

sticky legged hermit crab

A sex position which two people crawl into a hermit crab shell and pour soda on their genitals together harmony.

Hey today after school wanna play the sticky legged hermit crab?

by Stickyleggedhermitcrab May 1, 2016

2 legged queef factory

A derogatory name for a female

Im not gonna take no b.s. from this 2 legged queef factory

by Biggciddy713 May 29, 2016

Hot Legged Fun

It's when you cum your pants because of all the fun your having at MJR! It's better than shrooms! It's like fire ants crawling in your skin!

Dude I had so much hot legged fun last night, I think I fucked my grandpa!

by Toothless/Stone August 30, 2016

three legged chicken dance

First a woman bends over and grabs something sturdy, then a man enters her from the rear, the man then firmly grasps her hair and one at a time proceeds to place his feet flat on her back while continuing to plow her from behind then triumphantly clucking at the top of his lungs, like an crazed rock climber who is clinging on for dear life!

Damn dude that girl from the bar was so freaky we did the three legged chicken dance until I fell off and got a concussion!

by Drew P Cock January 22, 2017