Last-Resort soft serve

If you’re truly desperate for some soft serve ice cream, but you don’t have any, you can bend over your asshole, shit in your mouth, and boom. Soft serve. Note that the ice cream tastes like shit.

Aye, I’m really craving some soft serve ice cream, but I don’t have any handy. Last-resort soft serve time!

by Reed1103 April 25, 2019

Last Sip

The last sip of any drink that is being consumed should always be poured out. This is a sacrifice we make to commemorate the boys.

“Don’t forget to pour that last sip out for the boys!”

by Thingsisayalot September 11, 2019

last chapter of puberty

The part of puberty where your d*ck grows

Omg! Luke had his last chapter of puberty!

by roselikespussy November 10, 2019

LAST WARNING

when a teacher or elder gets mad and is ready to explode on you

LAST WARNING James and zalan

by griffin vander ploeg January 16, 2020

last drink syndrome

Almost the same as last cookie syndrome except when you know it's your last drink

Just got hit with last drink syndrome. I'm looking at my last drink and have no way of getting to the liquor store.

by leaf337 January 22, 2020

Last Drive

A drive in which a depressed person usually a doomer drives before committing suicide. While on the drive the person will play an assortment of doomer music playlists and will ultimately commit suicide at a later point not while driving. The drive will always take place at night as to fit the lifestyle of the doomer.

"Thanks man I'm going to put this in my last drive playlist"
"Time for the last drive its been a good one"

by car driver November 16, 2020

Last Thursday Effect

When you make a point that can’t be disproven or proven.

If you say God existed before The Big Bang you’re using the Last Thursday Effect.

by FatMan1945 November 26, 2020