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Ghetto Lane

The right side of the road when entering an intersection. This is often used for drivers who are turning right but in the ghetto it is used as a thru-lane wherein ghetto sleds can creep past the waiting cars and then floor it when the light turns green. Within a few hundred feet or yards the Ghetto Lane user will need to merge back into the main lane, this usually involves cutting off cars, near-misses with pedestrians, and possibly running over cyclists.

The Ghetto Lane is often referred to as the G-Lane. This preserves some sense of political-correctness but also serves to account for the synonym - Gangster Lane - so used because the Ghetto Lane is often used by Gangsters.
Look alive up here, this intersection has a ghetto lane.
by Ghetto Lane December 15, 2014
mugGet the Ghetto Lanemug.

leper-laned

When ordering food from a drive-thru restaurant, if your order is sufficiently exceptional or complex that you are directed to pull forward to a parking space.
Ted insisted on his fries being extra crispy, so we got leper-laned.
by Sensei Ted November 18, 2012
mugGet the leper-lanedmug.

lane option

Driving down middle of both lanes due to the empty road.
What are you doing bro? You’re in the middle of the road?!

Yeah I’ve got lane option nobody’s out here.
by slattscoo January 28, 2021
mugGet the lane optionmug.

Lane-timidation

A vehicle in the fast lane that aggressively tailgates other vehicles in the fast lane, eventually forcing them to switch lanes.
Why are you just letting that guy go 60 miles per hour in the fast lane?!?!?
Use lane-timidation on that sucker!!!! We've got places to be!!!
by whazzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup November 27, 2012
mugGet the Lane-timidationmug.

Lane tech

A place that is significantly better than Jones where crazy white mother fuckers go to run around doing whatever the seniors dropped a.k.a. meth,weed, and crack cocaine and where dope as fucking nerd kids in the ltac program go to do Xanax
Man Lane tech is so much better than Jones
by LaneKid420 September 7, 2021
mugGet the Lane techmug.

Crabby Lane

A place for grouchy or ill tempered individuals
Wow Jim! You just took a hard right down Crabby Lane!
by Jusdecs October 1, 2009
mugGet the Crabby Lanemug.

Gangster Lane

The right lane of a intersection. Usually used for turning-traffic, this lane is used by Gangsters to get through intersections in front of drivers who have been waiting. Also known and the G-Lane or the Ghetto Lane, this Gangster Lane is a sign of the creeping ghetto. Normal citizens are baffled and confused when first encountering a Gangster Lane.
Driver: Did you see that guy? He just blew past us on the right and cut me off after hitting that parked car. I am going to have a talk with that young man.
Passenger: Take it easy dude, you didn't notice but that was a Gangster Lane. If you are going to talk to that driver let me out right here.
by Ghetto Lane December 15, 2014
mugGet the Gangster Lanemug.

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