kitchen syndrome

When a Female (wife or girlfriend) isnt fast enough doing something in the kitchen and ends up with a black eye and a bruised ego.

Did you see stacey today, she seems a little mopey and has a black eye! - yes, worst case of kitchen syndrome ive ever seen!

by Bitch Slapping Pete October 29, 2010

kitchenade

Lemonade that was made in one's kitchen

Red prefers his kitchenade over Gatorade because it is home-made.

by MeLikesToSlurpThings November 19, 2009

Kitchener

A real geographical anomaly. Any effort made to describe a place is futile. Most people cannot agree on what neighborhoods are called at all. Plus there are like 5 beechwoods. It’s really something.

“Are you over by the Pyramid over by the Cibc near Laurier?”
“I have lived in Kitchener my entire life and cannot figure out where you are talking about”

by ToastedWalnut January 24, 2022

kitchen feaver

when workig in a resturant in the kitchen all day, you become very easily assumsed, attempting to do anything to make the day seem more interesting.

when you see someone dancing to a gay song, you know they have kitchen feaver.

by Snoocher February 21, 2009

kitchen zen

The process by one methodically prepares an entire meal, cleans up, sweeps, puts away all cookware, dishes and leaves a sparkling clean kitchen-- all in a discrete period of time. It is akin to such scenes out of Disney movies where all is completed as if by magic.

It was amazing to watch her/his kitchen zen-- and the meal was fabulous!

by Dawgmum June 16, 2009

Kitchen Hawk

A person or creature who spends most of their time in or around the kitchen, searching for or "hawking" large amounts of any leftovers or recently cooked meals.

Someone ate my leftover chicken, I bet a kitchen hawk nabbed it.

by TheHawk1 February 22, 2010

kitchentuition

Intuition in the kitchen; magical ways with a sandwich and/or cutting board

Everyone knows that a plausible candidate for a wife must have kitchentuition.

by marywollstonecraft September 26, 2010