kentucky mule

A cocktail

1 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
fill with ginger beer
1 splash lime juice
ice

Bartender, can I get a kentucky mule?

by YoloSwagtron9000 January 23, 2014

Kentisbere away

When a friend makes an outrageous statement but you want to call him a cunt him in a non-serious way

Friend: FIFA isn't as good as pro evo

You: You are a Kentisbere away you know that?

by Maninshades May 2, 2014

kentucky swap

The act of lying about having to pee to cut in the line of the bathroom of a fellow bathroom goer that has to shit then proceeding to lock the door and shitting

Steve Kentucky swapped me and I almost shit my pants.

by Firecat087 November 28, 2015

Kentucky Chugger

The act of receiving head from a girl whilst she is suffering from faecal vomiting* resulting in a juicy mess.

(*where fully digested matter is expelled from the intestines through the mouth rather than anus)

Holy mackerel Herman, I can't believe you got a Kentucky Chugger from Helga in that youth hostel last night.

by Bingo1000 January 10, 2016

Kentucky blow job

When someone buys a water wing for masturbation and realizes there is 2 so they shove one up their ass leaving only the blow hole exposed, then soliciting someone to blow it up

I was driving cross country and bought a water wing to pass the time, so happens they only come in pairs, so I shoved that bastard in my hoop and pick up a hitchhiker who had no problem completing the Kentucky blow job

by Nashville bible pusher July 14, 2016

Kentucky tea-bag

The act of pouring burbon in a woman's mouth, then dunking your balls into said mouth

I'm going to take her home and give her a good ol' Kentucky tea-bag

by Bigred22 January 10, 2017

Kentucky Strangler

When a guys package is grabbed, twisted, and pulled.

When Ben was hitting on Tim's sister, Tim gave Ben a Kentucky Strangler.

by DudeWithAFace February 2, 2017